The Simonscans Porn Blog

I’ve had a number of emails from the members’ area this week asking whether i’ll shoot requests. So I thought i’d just post up to say that if there is something you’d like to see in a photoset or movie then feel free to email with suggestions :) If I like the idea I’ll shoot it as with a movie I’m just through shooting. That’s a screen grab from it above. I also shot a photoset today but samples from that later. I’m sleepy after my bath and have had a generally busy day. We actually had SUNSHINE in London today. Shock horror! I went wandering with a book and picked up my favourite order from Starbucks. A grande cappuccino and a cupcake. Cupcakes are the ultimate cakes to accompany coffee drinking in my opinion. Mmm… cupcakes. I also finally managed to pick up Pan’s Labyrinth from the shops today. I’ve been meaning to pick it up to watch for ages and finally saw it in a shop window which reminded me that I wanted to buy it! I was planning to watch it this evening but I’m editing Katie’s other movie so I’ll probably carry on with this till it’s done and i’ll watch the movie in the morning… so no ruin the plot comments until after I’ve watched it please ;) I haven’t looked forward to a movie like this in a while. I’ve had a few people recommend it to me now. I always enjoy movies infinitely more when I have no idea what the plot’s about. Every movie that I see because I’m all “hyped up” about it is a disappointment so I like to watch things with no expectations and be pleasently suprised. That plan usually works out for me anyway.

It’s another rainy day here in the middle of summer in London. One second it’s hot and sunny and I’m outside reading and sunbathing on my balcony. The very next second the sky is black and there’s thunder and heavy rain. Joy. It started raining so I thought that I’d head inside and make a movie. The truth be told I’m crap at video… you’ll see what I mean in the next movie. I mean making a movie is fun but the technical side I suck at! I always feel like I manage to mess something up! This time I seem to start off looking somewhat orange before returning to my normal, non oompa-loompa shade for no reason whatsoever. You’ll see what I mean when the movie goes live tomorrow. Maybe I should do a course or something… a how not to mess up shooting a porno movie of yourself when you’re halfway near an orgasm course! Or perhaps I should quit my bitching and moaning and prescribe to the much more preferable school of thought that Practice Makes Perfect! :>

Well yet another router died on me a couple of days ago. Joy. The wi-fi still worked but my main real PC doesn’t connect via wi-fi so I’ve been on a short PC hiatus. So that’s the third router that’s died in a year. I’m not quite sure how I manage to kill them… one of them only lasted 10 seconds! I was sort of loathed to go and buy yet another one for at least another £50. I took myself to Tesco today and bought the cheapest one I could find and so far so good… maybe this one will last a bit longer. I’m usually not too good at blogging here but my neighbour is taking his once a week bass guitar lesson and it’s making my ears bleed. He’s a total beginner and so far I’ve endured about 30 mins of the same riff. That Deep Purple, Smoke on the Water one over and over! I don’t mind at all… normally I’m spoiled as his weekly guitar playing is the *only* thing I hear from my neighbours… or the road. My flat’s a general oasis of quiet! I do hope that works both ways! I dread to think of making them overhear one of the movie shoots for my site! Eek… maybe I’m the neighbour from hell?!

I thought I’d attatch the tractor pics as a teaser because I can; they’re from another set from the farm that I went camping on. Just because. :)

One of the most popular, and in fact, most complained about features of Simonscans is the voting system. And just like Tony Blair and the EU, as we didn’t like the result we were getting, we’ve changed the system.The main preoblem was that once a model got a large number of votes it really didn’t matter what the subsequent votes were - it couldn’t change her rating, so we’ve adjusted the system so that number of votes is still stored, but now the rating she gets is more fluid. You’ll find now that when you vote, things actually change in the direction you voted for, and noticably so, again most unlike all things Blairish.

Another problem, and the one that triggered the tweaks in the first place was vote rigging. Under the old system, someone took the time to attempt to rig the voting with crazy numbers of multiple votes, we think we have now made this much more difficult. (It would be fatal to ever say impossible as that would just encourage the fraudsters!) But, you now have to be much more careful with your vote, as you only get one per day, per model.

The voting system really does provide us with useful feedback - its sometimes hard for us here, working in porn day after day to have any perspective of what you the members really like, unlike a lot of other sites we shoot quite a range of levels and different types of girls. So does a really hot girl who’s sets are a bit soft count for as much as a not so hot girl who can smuggle large root vegetables, two at a time? Some days we just don’t know any more, so your feedback helps us work it out. Brutal as it may seem, and the aspect that upsets some members, high rated girls come back, low rated ones don’t.

You might think we luxury-it-up on these jaunts outside our UK confines. Well, be envious no longer. Here we are deep in camping territory and we don't mean we've decided to shoot gay porn. We headed into the fields armed with canvas and poles. How much fun can you have in a tent? Not much, unless you are shooting porn with good looking women Maybe there is cause to be envious. Click Here

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Random behind the scenes pictures as requested. Here’s Katie eating her favourite flavour of monster munch between sets whilst I try and set up some lights and stuff. She’s always pulls funny faces at the camera on set up so I was giggling whilst snapping. What flavour did she pick out anyway? I know it’s not flaming hot flavour, as that’s my favourite and I know those bags are red. I don’t eat them much these days so it was a big suprise to discover that monster munch crisps aren’t so monster in size any more. Hmmm… maybe now I need to go and buy monster munch from the shops. Junk food. Mmmmm. (more…)

I guess it all went quiet for a week or so, with no updates on the blog to speak of. Pretty much as usual two things happened. We got snowed under with girls and internet got hard to find, thus making blogging a lot harder. The last two weeks has been fairly hellish. Day one of a two week trip, my main camera died - well, not entirely dead, its just wouldn’t focus in the right place, being a few inches out. (And as we all knowing its the inches in porn that make soooo much difference!) Also the first venue turned out to be total crap - really small and no working internet at all.

At the end of the first days shooting I had exactly 4 sets, half a camera and a third of a location. Not good, so something needed to be done, and quickly. trips are like a sinking boat at the best of times. You’re bailing water the entire time, trying to stop the boat sinking, if you stop, its almost impossible to catch up. On a trip, its like that with expenses. Stop shooting and they continue to pile up, but you have nothing to show for it, and no way to regain the loses. After a frantic few hours on the phone and internet I found a new place to move to, really nice and internet. Of course it still wasn’t ideal. Wrong side of the island and only available for 3 days, but it was a start.

So off we headed to the other side of the island, and unpacked, then off to Ibiza town to pick up the first real model - Molly (the girl on the poolside) - She had come in on the ferry from the mainland, and I’d hyped her in my head to be one of the highlights of the trip. At this point I really needed something to go right or I’d be going a wee bit Gordon Ramsey. The following morning, when we started shooting I finally got to smile for the first time in three days, she was great; Skinny and rude. She’ll be going up in the next available update. Because of the ferry times and all the buggering around we didn’t shoot wuite as much as I’d hoped, but its still way over 10 sets (I’m guessing here.)

Once she’d been packed of back on the boat, it was time to start the REAL Ibiza girls. If you’re new around here, you’ll probably wonder what a “real” Ibiza girl is. Simple, its a brand new girl, found on the island, shot on the island, usually never seen before elsewhere, and then often never seen again after the end of the season. In essence the holy grail of amateur porn. Real girls, looking great, seen once and then never seen again. Now, here in lies a problem. Ibiza is a small island and its gossipy. On the one hand it makes finding more girls relatively easy, on the other hand it means, too much content from Ibiza too early in the season becomes a bad thing - the girls get found out and its puts off others from having a go. Its like a very small village populated by nothing other than gossipy teenagers, they work together and play together, all day every day. So, for now, I’m going to just tease and show cryptic pics and reveal a few stats. Seven new girls. All total newbies to porn, pics to follow as I go through and output them to websize.

Week two was when things really got into gear. Jenna flew in from the UK. Clearly, from the pics you’ve seen already she’s set to be a star. Those boobs are real and 30E, but its the total package that really wins, I’ve never seen such a toned body AND such large boobs, rest assured we will be making the most of her! One thing that made shooting her so damn easy was that we had finally found a great location - Can Limon - A villa in an old lemon grove - Close to town, its own pool, aircon and just a great place. For the first time in ages, we had a week of plain sailing, the results of which you will start to see very shortly. So, as the saying goes, when fate gives you lemons, make porn. And lemonade.

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