The Simonscans Porn Blog

Crocs are the shoe of the moment. Here’s Faron wearing MINE! Bloody thieving models. They’ll steal anything, especially if its made of squishy rubber.

Out the back of almost every villa everywhere is the barn that will form the villa owners next development. But for now, they make a very attractive rustic outdoor location. If the model doesn’t freak out at all the lizards and spiders that are lurking. Faron was pretty game to shoot out here, but as the ground was covered in spikey bramble thorns and cobwebs, I did the decent thing and lent her my shoes for the duration. Silver lap dancer heels would have looked a little daft here! I’ve worn my Crocs pretty much non-stop for the year. They are without doubt, the most comfortable shoe ever. Trouble is, now everyone has them.

A much more flattering shot of Faron then the one of her star jump into the pool. And there I was thinking I was a boob guy.

You’ll be seeing a lot more of Dahlia - There’s simply tons of sets, Ibiza and back in the UK. Two reasons. She’s hot and she like the biggest toys on offer.

What a fucking ingrate I can be at times. Having worked so hard to get to the position of being able to work full time with nekkid lay-dees and lounge by villa pools, I’m now going to say how nice it is that Ibiza is finished for the year. Finished only in that there’s no more shoots to do and I’m now back in the UK processing the tonnes of content into something that’ll fit on the internet. It’s not that I’m ungrateful really, its just that its damn hard work. The final trip this year was 23 days, with a shoot scheduled for every single day. The only time off I got was when a model would fail to show up - Which only happened four(?) times. Now factor in to the equation that most of the girls were total newbies - such as the Faron above - and suddenly its all quite hard work. Something, if I’m honest, I’m not that used to. :)

So what are the scores on the doors for this years Si’biza (pronounced Si-beee-tha or maybe Si-beee-za if you’re German!) The grand totals are pretty astounding - 20 new girls, all new and un-seen elsewhere. Somewhere in the region of 50,000 images (un-edited, but thats still a lot) and about 5 hours of video (again un-edited) The RAW images more or less fill four hard drives - thats 2 Terabytes of boobs and blue skys!

But success in porn isn’t measured in numbers (unless we’re talking INCHES!) its all about the quality, and I do think we’ve hit the nail on the head, we know from your feedback the kind of things that you like. - No implants, girls with hair, girls without hair. Less artys fartys floating about on beaches at sunset, and a lot more concentration on just shooting hot girls being proper rude. You know, doing the kind of large dildo self-buggery we’ve all come to love and expect from Simonscans. :)

As with all years its a mixed bag - we have at least 5 real grade A stunners, with a little bit of something for everyone from there on down. We got large breasted blue-eyed blondes, we got smouldering, dusky maidens. We have hot club dancers from Pacha and Mannumission. We even have your actual, slightly psychotic, space cadet club bunnies - posing only to pay for new glow sticks and reflective techno trousers!

As you may have noticed from this weeks updates we’re doing our best to add new girls every day this week - and I’m going to add a load more blog entries of some of the highlights as I run through sorting out the sets for the site over the next few days.

Whats that furry thing peaking out from under her dress? Could it be? Yes! Its real hair or maybe a pet hamster? Its been so long since anyone had any its hard to say.

It is Jenna with the enormous boobs that ARE real. We understand it is hard to believe that nature could have stuck those on such a tiny frame but it is FACT. Jenna has jubblies that are like huge impossible melons. You have to look at this shoot to see what we are talking about. Don't miss it. The world is a nicer place with jubblies.  Click Here

A first for Simonscans - Our first Argentinian model. Here’s an out take from todays shoot with her.