The Simonscans Porn Blog

Zdarma is back. She runs her hands under her pants the gusset of the knickers getting wetter and wetter. She pops her boobs out over her bra and starts to finger her pussy. She pushes her fingers into her pussy and then pushes her fingers into her arse. She fucks both holes hard. She gets out a ribbed dildo and slides it right up her arse before plunging it in her pussy. She lies on her front and really fucks her arse, pushing the toy as deep as it can possibly go. After another quick plunge in her pussy, she comes and then sucks the toy. Zdarma is filth and don't forget it.  Click Here

Carla does some sort of lap dance intro near some banisters in this movie. She grabs a pew on the orange sofa and pulls her boobs out of her white sports top. She lies back and slides two fingers deep inside her pussy. She grabs a transparent dildo and inches it inside her fanny. She stands up right over the camera lens so that nothing is missed as she fucks her fanny. This is one angle you just can't miss out on. Sitting on the edge of the sofa she plays with herself until she starts to moan. There is no escaping the cry of her orgasm. Carla is a little noisy!  Click Here

Whats your sign? In Hayden’s case its either “dangerous curves ahead” or maybe “slippery when wet”. In my case, well, I thought “hump bridge” was an instruction, not just information, so lets leave it at that. Oops.

Olivia is gorgeous and we've been gagging to see her in movie action. She starts by playing with her boobs under her vest top. She leans back and really starts to ploo. With her legs spread she plays with her clit, running her fingers over it. She plays with a skinny little wand, almost stabbing her pussy with it until she gets close to coming. With her hand on her clit and the toy in her fanny, she makes herself come. We think Olivia + anal = would-be dynamite!  Click Here

Simon thought long and very hard about putting this video up. And we don't mean HARD in the good way. We'll be honest; this ones a stinker. Along with some very dodgey camera work - a real triumph considering it was shot from a tripod, Loulou isn't really putting much effort in, FFS, she didn't even take her chewing gum out. Prizes all round if you can spot the "orgasm" Its a D minus, don't waste your bandwdith.  Click Here

No, don’t worry we’re crossing over into spanking territory. On the main updates page there are fifteen stills updates showing at any one time. As a new one is added at the top, the oldest one drops off the bottom. I noticed today that an interesting thing has happened - Everyone one of the fifteen girls showing on that page is a brand new, totally exclusive to Simonscans, UK girl. Not a single pro performer that you can see on a million other sites. As far as I know only one girl on this list has modelled before or since for any other sites. If you want to see these girls at all the ONLY way to do it is to join here.

Tree porn. It’s great if you have a woody!

OK, Joking aside, I get a fair amount of stick from members over these shoots. “Why can’t every set be pure filth, with anal gapes and multi dildo abuse of every hole in every set?” Well, for a start, the girls are people to, and making them feel a little loved and shiny by trying to take some pretty pictures of them, not only makes them happy, it usually results in them returning the favour and going the extra mile, or should I say inch, when it comes to the real work of the day. IE, the porn that you do like
The other reason is even more simple. None of them can really face a full day of nothing but dildo action, they’re not only people, they’re human too, and too much action would leave them raw! Lube or no lube dealing with the vaguely less blunt end of dildo the size of two coke cans on top of each other is a bit of a task. Do it too many times in one day, and we have to drive the poor girl home with towels on the car seats!

So, to mix things up a bit, and let you see all aspects of the girl, we continue to shoot the odd set that’s a bit floaty and pretty.

Dirty girl. CLEAN girl. Wanna sit in my car or pool? Then you need to be clean; This is how we do it.

Strictly speaking Ellie isn’t an Ibiza girl - We found her in the UK and she was more than happy to come out to shoot in Spain. We really think she’s something special, it’s not that often we get a new girl who has that extra twinkle in her eye that says “Go on, ask me, I’ll say yes!” And Ellie certainly does.

Think about it for one second. A guy you’ve never met asks you to jump on a plane, to a place you’ve never been before, with the promise of work and pay. You’d probably think twice if that work was being a PA or a cook or something. But what if it was porn? Bet you’d think at least twice… and then not show up at the airport, and move, and change your phone number.

So when she DID turn up in arrivals we were very relieved and pleasantly surprised.

Our faith in her was rewarded in many ways. Not only did she get all the Pizza and beer she could ever wish for, we let her jump Shelby’s bones and do her good and proper…. and up the bum too. Aren’t we nice?