The Simonscans Porn Blog

After posting up the snap shot of Linda on the sofa yesterday I thought, nah, it just doesn’t do her justice, so lets have another bash. As you can plainly see, Linda has a very impressive pair of legs, long and thin with that perfect triangular gap right at the top between her thighs and her lady bits.

If you are a regular you’ll also be a little taken aback by her outfit - normally I run screaming from the whole black and red stocking/suspender malarkey, but in this case, as it seems 100% appropriate, I didn’t. It works, and works well, so this time around I have no complaints - But don’t ask me to shoot any 4 foot 4 inch Hornswoggle gals in sussys, cause I won’t, they look poop and that’s the end of it.

It should say on the packet reserved for tall slim vamp use only!

When Linda turned up at the door we did a real double take. Is she todays model or Amy Winehouse? The resemblance is striking to say the least. Looks only though as Linda isn’t drunk and didn’t fight any of us. Phew.

Ooooh, errr, that’s a biggie. If there’s one thing I love as a porn guy its a full on newbie who is eager to please and not afraid of the big toys. This one has been sitting in the Simonscans magic bag for about a year with no takers, til now….

After the break, the soft stuff usually found before the break. (Read on …)

Is it just us or does Zdarma seem to have very long legs? In this set she wears a gold top and shoes and nothing else. She spreads her pussy for the camera, touching her pussy and getting herself turned on. It doesn't take long before she decides she wants to fucks something big, like one of our special toys. The toy stretches her arse a little bit in the process. With her legs in the air she really fucks herself and you can see her pussy stretching and flexing as she moves the dildo in and out of her fanny.  Click Here

Erin is great. She really doesn't give a rat's arse who sees her naked. With a figure like that it is hardly surprising is it? She looks amazing. One fine morning in Ibiza, Erin decided to test the temperature in her own special way. She roamed about on the balcony like a caged tiger, creaming herself up to protect from the warm sun. That's one zoo show we're glad to have watched.  Click Here

Sorry to boast everyone, but just look at the setting here. Look at the gorgeous sun, the sun-bleached tiles and that delicious blue pool. This shoots looks like a Hockney painting as it is just Molly and blue and white. She looks absolutely fantastic in this shoot, although it is a shame about her tan lines. At least it shows she is not a fake bake and completely natural.  Click Here

Gretchen is cute but you have to admit staring at her naked is rather amusing. She has fantastic tan lines. They almost look like a face – two eyes and a smile. It's quite unusual to find someone in Ibiza who has tan lines up top, as everyone here seems to get their boobs out. We worried this meant she was shy in the bedroom. How wrong we were, she is a minx. This set shows her fucking a big blue dildo. Don't miss it.  Click Here

Melody twiddles her nipples like radio knobs in this set. She obviously found it funny as she couldn't stop laughing. There is a great photo of her spreading her pussy from behind with just a couple of fingers. Fingers aren't enough and in the end she grabs hold of a big black toy which she uses to fuck her pussy hard.  Click Here