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The Pubic Hair Fashion Show?!

Sunday, 1st October 2006
Errr… concrete proof that I spend too much time online… I really can’t tell anymore… Is this site for real… or is it a spoof?!
Pubic Hair Fashion Show?!
Well there’s the movie which explains the concept and where you can check out his errr… designs!
In Stephan’s own words;
Her crotch will literally blow air on you when she walks.”
Ruth

Boogie Nights

Sunday, 10th September 2006

Rollergirl

Boogie Nights was on TV the other night and for the first time I was able to watch the entire movie all the way through. Normally I’d only get around 20 mins in before having to head out somewhere. I always saw it urning out as a Shiny, Happy People doing Porn type of movie. I’m such a ditz sometimes! Wasn’t I entirely wrong?!

I’ve been searching for Rollergirl’s yellow heart glasses in shops for what seems like forever because I totally want to do a spoof as a photoset for my site. That whole jiggling about the place in rollerskates and nothing much else is very hot! I always thought that Heather Graham was one of the dullest and generally talentless of actresses in Hollywood until I saw this movie. And as for Mark Whalberg… :) Hmmm…! If you happen to spy and similar glasses in any store just about anywhere I’d be very grateful if you could let me know!

Ruth
 
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