The Simonscans Porn Blog

It’s that time of year again - the time where I beg for some interesting places to shoot in the UK. Finding girls is not really too hard, but finding Locations is hell. We’ve tried real film unit location finding services, half won’t deal with porn, the other half wanted insane amounts of money to deal with porn.

Places we would like are:-

• Farms
• fields
• Barns
• Greenhouses
• Woodland
• Beach
• Caravans
• Boats
• Campsites
• Pubs
• Night Clubs
• Cinemas
• Theatres
• Gymns
• Bouncey castle!
• Trains
• Villas (Spain, not UK!)

Plus anything else you may have!

We get offered a lot of cars but have always had the same problem - we need somewhere quiet to park it and do the shoot!

In general we are looking for places we can use only in the afternoon and evenings - models can’t get up, ever! We’re fully house trained and insured. All that we ask is that the place you have on offer is yours to offer - its either yours directly, or you are able to give genuine permission. We are happy to pay - either in real money or in long free memberships.

Ideally we are looking for locations North of London, but South of Leeds - M1, A1, M40, M11 or A14 kinda thing, but would consider anywhere.

All aboard! We have a new tour. Confusingly, you may have arrived via the new tour in which case you have already seen it. But for existing members, Here it is in all its glory.

The big change is clearly that its a not only a lot better looking its also a lot bigger. When we came to do the redesign we realised very early on it was going to be a struggle to feature all the good stuff we had and the sheer size of the site if we had a small tour. So we thought, bugger it, we’ll have a large one. Funnily enough, that exact statement seems to be the answer to oh so many questions around here!

We looked at a few other sites before starting work, we even joined some. In every site we looked at, the same thing struck us; they have better tours, but the members areas aren’t as good or as large as Simonscans. So many sites these days call 40 images an update, what the hell is that about? So to show how things are different here we added the full update schedule to the tour - live from the main database, tourists can see every one of the last two months updates - sample images, update date and number of images.

Oh and unlike some other sites, we don’t hide the lame updates from non members.

Other changes include new Flash preview movies - these aren’t on the main site yet, but soon will be. Don’t worry, we won’t loose the old downloadable formats, but for previews and streaming (if that’s what you prefer) then Flash makes a lot of sense. Its certainly working out pretty OK for YouTube. The key benefit of the Flash previews are crazy small file size and almost universal playback on any computer - as long as it has Flash installed.

PS - If you do take the tour, any feedback or typo corrections would be gratefully received!

Or maybe green eggs and ham? I’ll go with the fox. Meet Leoni one of the first new models of the year. January and February are pretty quiet - everyone is getting over some for of xmas excess, the weather is all mucky, and generally no one is in the mood. So, queue a really perky new model turning up right when I least expected it. First shoots after a long lay off are quite fun, not least because the model clothes bag has probably been added to more than once since the last shoot, so there’s a huge selection of bits and bobs to try on and play with. Leoni thought we were joking when we said keep the socks on…

After posting up the snap shot of Linda on the sofa yesterday I thought, nah, it just doesn’t do her justice, so lets have another bash. As you can plainly see, Linda has a very impressive pair of legs, long and thin with that perfect triangular gap right at the top between her thighs and her lady bits.

If you are a regular you’ll also be a little taken aback by her outfit - normally I run screaming from the whole black and red stocking/suspender malarkey, but in this case, as it seems 100% appropriate, I didn’t. It works, and works well, so this time around I have no complaints - But don’t ask me to shoot any 4 foot 4 inch Hornswoggle gals in sussys, cause I won’t, they look poop and that’s the end of it.

It should say on the packet reserved for tall slim vamp use only!

When Linda turned up at the door we did a real double take. Is she todays model or Amy Winehouse? The resemblance is striking to say the least. Looks only though as Linda isn’t drunk and didn’t fight any of us. Phew.

Whats your sign? In Hayden’s case its either “dangerous curves ahead” or maybe “slippery when wet”. In my case, well, I thought “hump bridge” was an instruction, not just information, so lets leave it at that. Oops.

No, don’t worry we’re crossing over into spanking territory. On the main updates page there are fifteen stills updates showing at any one time. As a new one is added at the top, the oldest one drops off the bottom. I noticed today that an interesting thing has happened - Everyone one of the fifteen girls showing on that page is a brand new, totally exclusive to Simonscans, UK girl. Not a single pro performer that you can see on a million other sites. As far as I know only one girl on this list has modelled before or since for any other sites. If you want to see these girls at all the ONLY way to do it is to join here.

Tree porn. It’s great if you have a woody!

OK, Joking aside, I get a fair amount of stick from members over these shoots. “Why can’t every set be pure filth, with anal gapes and multi dildo abuse of every hole in every set?” Well, for a start, the girls are people to, and making them feel a little loved and shiny by trying to take some pretty pictures of them, not only makes them happy, it usually results in them returning the favour and going the extra mile, or should I say inch, when it comes to the real work of the day. IE, the porn that you do like
The other reason is even more simple. None of them can really face a full day of nothing but dildo action, they’re not only people, they’re human too, and too much action would leave them raw! Lube or no lube dealing with the vaguely less blunt end of dildo the size of two coke cans on top of each other is a bit of a task. Do it too many times in one day, and we have to drive the poor girl home with towels on the car seats!

So, to mix things up a bit, and let you see all aspects of the girl, we continue to shoot the odd set that’s a bit floaty and pretty.