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Gina returns, and this time I’ve come prepared. Gina is great, still as perky as a battery powered bunny even after well over a year of full time, 5 days a week modelling, BUT, despite the fact she still speaks virtually no enlish, she will not stop talking. Its like a not stop language lesson from someone with A.D.D! Still I shouldn’t moan, shes great fun and just keeps on going. This outtake comes from a set with no dildo - It was great as it was - but it would have been faster just to shoot it with, as we had to have a very slow conversation as to why it was fine as it was… 

Video updates have been a little thin on the ground recently, not because we didn’t have anything shot, just because it takes a while to edit and sort them out. The drought is now over, I’ve just about finished enough to get us past Christmas and into the early new year. Nine new videos should do it, what do you reckon?

Even by CZ standards Veronika is simply amazing. Errr, thats all I got. Enjoy. Actually, no. In other news I’ve just made it easy for you to comment, you no longer need to register or login. Just follow the comments link and type in whatever you have to say….

Well, not quite but pretty damn close. Certainly any closer and I’ve been well and truely in the pink in this shot. This is Sheridan, and if she hadn’t run away with a brand new dildo she’d be one of my favourite models. As it is is still hard to hate her as shes one of the few CZ models who will stick stuff up her butt.

In other news, the very fact you can read this means we’ve suceeded in moving servers with as far as we know zero down time. The new machines are a huge improvement over the old ones, not only better machines, but also connected to the interent at a better point for 99% of our surfers. Hopefully you can actually detect that the site seems quicker and that downloads are faster? feedback please!

I’m back in the UK and starting to work on all of the stuff from tha last two weeks in prague. While I was away I did manage to get quite a lot of the stills sorted out and uploaded but working only on a lappy, it wasn’t really possible to do anything with the videos. So first thing this morning I set about video capturing. I’m finally happy with the quality I’m getting so here’s the clip in a bunch of different formats. The model seen here is Veronika, you’ll be seeing quite a bit more o this one, thats for sure.

• MOV  960×540
• WMV 640×360
• MPG 320×240
• MPG 360×270
• MP4 320×240 (For all you Ipodders :) )

Only the MP4s aren’t currently on the site, but soon will be.  The rest represent sizes actually available right now.

Fridays at work at are hard work. Some days shooting porn is a job just like any other, and by Friday, I’ve usually had about all I can take, and a couple of days away from GIRLS seems very inviting indeed. But, as its work, that means inspired or not, tired or not, the corportion rumbles on and if theres a good girl to shoot, every light comes out of its case and we get on with it. Veronica was a last minute stand in cause I fucked up (again) and booked the wrong girl first time around. I can’t fault her, she showed up, worked really hard and looks great. Even so, thank fuck its Friday.