The Simonscans Porn Blog

If it seems a bit quiet right now don’t worry, I’m getting my shit together for a trip to Ibiza and trying to catch up on some boring stuff like video editing (which I hate!!)

Even though I’m not shooting, don’t get all huffy, updates are still going on as usual and in fact I’m trying to use up a load of sets to reduce the lead time before a new model appears on the site. Right now it could be nearly 2 months for some models, which is way too long. though to be fair, any on this page will appear much quicker than that.

That and just being late for the shoot made for a stressful drive over to Liverpool St station to meet Mel. Thank heaven or Nokia or whoever for mobile phones.

Once we did meet up Mel turned out to be a real laugh, non stop talk all afternoon, even during the more, err, heated bits of the shoot. (trust me, there were plenty!!! Not so much a screamer as a moaner, but still good).

Most of the shoot was in a studio borrowed off a mate but just to make life a bit more interesting and cause the sun nearly came out we went walkabout and and did a few shots on the streets, much to the amusement of the locals. Mel, of course took it all in her stride, popping her supersize boobies out at the drop of a hat.

I’ll update you more about the shoots as they happen.