The Simonscans Porn Blog

I get a lot of requests for outtakes or blooper shots to be shown on the site - so heres one from a couple of weeks ago. Jaime the poor model had a real fright as the dog appeared from nowhere - I’d seen him ambling towards the villa from where I was shooting from but with her back to the road she was blindsided completly! He wandered through the shoot, and then wandered off totally unfased by it all. Doesn’t he know who I am?

In other news now I’m back in the UK fulltime I’ve started fixing a few little glitches around the site - The members start page should now all line up correctly and the wrongly timed updates during this week shouldn’t happen again. The main remaining one I can’t fix is the Q and A - Its a job for a real programmer so its beyond my skills. Sooooo, for the next week or so, if you have any questions you can mail them directly to me and apologies for not replying sooner if you have outstanding questions I’ve not yet answered.

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot. Ibiza hasn’t been all about flopping about in swimming pools have a lark about. It’s actually turned out to be the most consistently rude trip ever. All but a couple of girls were up for toys.

Anyway, I’m off. Gotta go get ready to shoot more Kaitlin and Felicity today. Lets just hope that mentioning them won’t jinx th shoots!

Well, I know I promised myself I wouldn’t do any more shoots before Ibiza and I’m even missing the last ever Buffy as I type this. Pure dedication. But really, how was I meant to resist Kyms, errr, assets.I think I may have to own up to be a boob man after all.

Anyway, this is kym, just don’t expect to see any more of her for a while, I’m off for a week in Ibiza as of 4am tomorrow.

 Yet another eastern european on the site. She’s from years new entry into the EU - Poland. From talking to Yanna it appears there’s going to be a huge influx into the UK of Polish models now they can travel easily, they all speak english anyway, but are currently barred from working in Germany and France, so the UK it is. Finally, something from the EU I quite like! Anyway, back to Yanna. She has great boobs. hmmm, that doesn’t really begin to describe them - fucking GREAT boob!! Not super huge, just damn near perfect.

Getting back into gear shooting outdoors is a real wrench, its so unlike anything I do in th UK and being a pasty white brit makes these first shoots harder work - constantly having to worry about sun block because I have no base tan to protect me just adds to the fun. Cameras, tanning lotion and sand are NOT a happy cocktail.

Not the kind of flaps we’re all used to on this site, anyway there you go. Turning right on final approach into Ibiza Airport.

Obviously a period of acclimatisation is required when visting any new country and getting upto speed with the local customs and practices is well worth the effort. Where better than Retro at Eden. It’s still a bit quiet here as the season hasn’t fully kicked off, but with all the major opening nights in the coming week things will soon be full tilt.

Bugger me it was a long day - up at 4 am for the flight but still up and dancing like a fruit on heat 26 hours later.