Due to popular demand Fern is back! As you can see from the samples, its more of what we’ve come to expect from her. large toys and even bigger smiles. Its not all good news though, she now has a scar on her bum - thanks to an unfortunate accident with red hot ceramic hair straighteners. Not once, but twice. Thats right, shes blonder than she looks.
Fern returns as a blonde
2 + 2 makes?

4. As you might have noticed, there hasn’t been the correct number of updates so far this week. Hmmm, and Simon is in Prague. Maybe, just maybe, theres a connection? The answer would be YES. It’s really been a very frustrating trip in a lot of boring logistical ways. We were promised real fast ADSL in the apartments and what we actually got was one of those completely pants mobile phone cards that goes in a lappy. Great idea, only its about as much use Kevin Federline, ie not much. But I really want to get the new content up as soon as possible, so delaying the updates till tomorrow gives lots of schedule space to do just that. Sooo, if you are wondering where half of todays update has gone, its all part of a cunning plan, and catch up will happen by friday, there’s even a movie in the pipeline of Lucky from day one of the trip.
Anyway, the shot above is of Zita, a last minute replacement, on the last day, and as ever I’m left wondering how we missed such a great model when selecting the models pre the trip. Shes very new to modelling, speaks bugger all english and more or less has to be put by hand in every pose. But heres a prediction; you’ll be seeing a lot more of this one all over the internet. but please note, you saw her here first.
Suzi
Just when it was all going so well, I had to fiddle and bust it. Suzi you will possibly recognise from numerous other sites, most notably ALSScans (yes, its where I kinda got the idea for Simonscans!) Not only is she very fit indeed she was proper fun and I think I’m correct in thinking I shot more sets of her than any other model so far this trip at nine sets, including three videos. 
We were doing so well in the last appartment it seemed like a great idea to move to a different one in the same building, just for the variety. Bad idea, no more WiFi. Which meant a trek to Mickey D’s to connect from there. Not a major problem for a spot of emailing but not really ideal for blogging or uploading sets to the site. This explains why its all gone a little quiet on the blog for the last few days. We have one more week booked with five more shoots, but I have to admit I’m having fun. The girls have all been lovely, really pretty and just fun to work with, so I’m very very tempted to extend for an extra week, we’re still only about a third of the way through the A list of models so it makes sense. I just wonder if I’ll fall over in a sobbing porned out heap if I push it too far?
Ahhh! Whale ahoy!
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I’m gradually getting jobs done and the site updated a bit - Today I’ve added a load more images to the splash page scroller thing here on the front page. Its worth a look as its a pretty good preview of whats to come over the next few months, theres samples from sets that won’t appear for ages.
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Am I mad? I’ve booked to go back to Ibiza next week for one more trip. Next week really is the end of the summer season - in fact a lot of people have gone already, but theres a couple of new girls to shoot and some reshoots of girls from earlier in the season. Hopefully the island will be a lot quieter this time around, getting from location to location on the last trip took hours due to traffic. 40 mins to do 6 miles!
Sloppy seconds
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It’s one of those unfortunate truths that actually having the model turn up is something of a bonus, for two to show up on the same day is just fantastic - Which is what happened yesterday with both Kaitlin and Felicity coming along to their second shoots. One of the other more pleasant realities is second shoots are usually more fun, everyone is more relaxed and for better or worse we know what the’re getting - I know what they look like and what they’ll do do, and they have heard all my jokes at least once! Anyhow, I better get these sets output and uploaded, I’m late again with todays update.
Ruth in a mess

Back in the studio again for Jan.
Only this time we can’t go outside. the guy who owns the studio has had three people come up to him this morning and ask when the naked girls will be back. Ooops, better keep the curtains shut this time as well.
Jan’s a fitness freak and she needs to be, the stills don’t really do her any justice, the two multi-orgasmic videos do. I lost count, she said five in the space of about 2 hours. Dunno about her, I was worn out by it. Not least cause I was stressing AGAIN, this time cause anyone who didn’t SEE Mel jiggling her bits yesterday, most likely HEARD Jan coming, though it probably sounded more like murder.
The very first Simonscans shoot.
Was complete hell, I nearly gave up on the spot. The shoot was in a pretty nasty looking area of the west midlands in the UK, Diane was keen enough, but why oh why did she have to bring her dad? I’m not joking. He stayed IN THE ROOM for the entire shoot. I only managed two sets before giving up and running away as fast possible.
























