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Well yet another router died on me a couple of days ago. Joy. The wi-fi still worked but my main real PC doesn’t connect via wi-fi so I’ve been on a short PC hiatus. So that’s the third router that’s died in a year. I’m not quite sure how I manage to kill them… one of them only lasted 10 seconds! I was sort of loathed to go and buy yet another one for at least another £50. I took myself to Tesco today and bought the cheapest one I could find and so far so good… maybe this one will last a bit longer. I’m usually not too good at blogging here but my neighbour is taking his once a week bass guitar lesson and it’s making my ears bleed. He’s a total beginner and so far I’ve endured about 30 mins of the same riff. That Deep Purple, Smoke on the Water one over and over! I don’t mind at all… normally I’m spoiled as his weekly guitar playing is the *only* thing I hear from my neighbours… or the road. My flat’s a general oasis of quiet! I do hope that works both ways! I dread to think of making them overhear one of the movie shoots for my site! Eek… maybe I’m the neighbour from hell?!

I thought I’d attatch the tractor pics as a teaser because I can; they’re from another set from the farm that I went camping on. Just because. :)

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How much do I love the summer? Lots! The minute ths sun comes out I’m grinning from ear to ear… Shooting suddenly gets easier when it’s not so grey and cold and miserable and so I’ve been taking my clothes of at every given opportunity! Well… that’s not *so* different from the winter either I guess!

Hmmm… I’ve also spent my week sunbathing and reading books. I’m currently reading “Oryx and Crake” which wasn’t as good as I was hoping but is good enough that I have around 50 pages left and don’t want to finish it because then it will be over! Recommendations for books worth reading from you would be very welcome! I’ve also been off boating in Hyde Park… spending silly amounts on seriously gross sweets from CyberCandy… sending people cards from a new site I discovered called someecards.com (all very giggleable and jeuvinille), and taking lots of pics of boring stuff as my first model doesn’t arrive until next Friday. Fingers crossed that she shows cos she looks rather lovely indeed!

I should really start taking my camera with me when I’m just out and about, huh? :>

And am I about the last person to find gizoogle?!

Well more of an English country rose bush than a whole garden. My bush in front of a bush. Fnar fnar. Well so you can see what else I got up to yesterday then here’s another set from the shoot.

So I stuck on my bikini and braved sand in my bits for a photoshoot ;)
In other news I got an email from somewhere I often shop at and couldn’t pass up on the wishlist opportunity. I do have a wishlist but as you can see… I don’t have a *buy me stuff* page. It’s hidden randomly in the depths of my site for those of you who go looking for it. I gave up a while back and gave into creating one because some of you just kept emailing asking how to buy me stuff. Soooo if you really really must (I’d much rather you go out and treat yourself to a couple of beers… or whatever else make take your fancy than buy me a gift), then I’d much rather have something from here! ;)

Well my site should be full of content right now… in theory anyway. In the last few weeks I’ve booked 5 girls for none of them to show. That’s the risk you take with brand new girls. They often wuss out/change their mind at the last minute. I have no problem with them changing their mind of course, but it can prove frustrating… I do however have 3 shoots of girls that I’m sure will show and 3 shoots of me coming up too. And I’m sure that 90% of them will go ahead. I’m even heading off to a get naked at a farm pretty soon for the site… Have your fingers crossed that the weather will stay fine for me!

It did however leave me with a 5 day gap of doing nothing so some friends and I have scooted off to find some seaside somewhere in France and I’m taking the opportunity to have some photos taken while I’m here… of course! ;) It’s a bit overcast today but I still got a little shot and tomorrow’s weather is supposed to be much better. It all ties in quite well really. One of my friends graduated from uni last week so we all got to head off straight after a big celebratory party to do even more celebrating! We’re actually quite a boring group over here if I’m honest… I’m learning how to play chess properly so am taking a break from a *very serious* game to try out the internet nearby. Wi-fi is *such* a good thing.

Has anyone caught the study into soft drinks which contain Sodium Benzoate? Well it was the final push to convince me to stop drinking Pepsi Max. I am sorta climbing the walls with withdrawl at the minute but suggestions that it has the ability to mess with my mitochondria and switch off parts of my DNA was more than enough to shock me into making up my mind. I have no idea what makes the stuff so addictive but it’s sooo evil! :>

Wow, I’m looking pastey and pale for May. And now it’s all windy, grey and blustery again :( Here’s an early sample of today’s update!The end of April was just lovely. I abandonned the PC for a couple of days and got out and about in London. Beyond the obvious sunbathing I also discovered *the* best sweet shop so have been choc full of E-numbers ever since. They sold every candy I could think of. I’ve spent the beginning of May feeling very Hyper and fat. It was also time for tax form organising and all that number crunching dullness hence me being somewhat quiet. Hmmm. Maybe I’m not painting the most attractive picture. Me surrounded by receipts, Pocky candy and My Big bars. Well. It works for me.

Ha. Yeah right. On Sunday I took pictures of Jessica getting naked on camera for the first time.