The Simonscans Porn Blog

Wow. How time flies. It’s a Monday and I’m happy. That can’t be right. Well… The weather is just fabulous. 18 degrees and mega sunshine; My model showed up and it’s my birthday on Saturday!

I’ve had a couple of brand new girls change their minds and decide against getting naked online in the last week or so; which is entirely fair enough! Anyway as a result, I was hardly expecting Vanessa to show up at all. Although I’m very glad she did!

Vanessa is a super smiley and boobie-licious 21 year old who was given my number by a photographer friend of mine and lucky for me she got in touch! She’s been off travelling in Australia for over a year and is loving the opportunity to do some shoots and have some fun while she decides what to do with her life!

I’ll try and get the first photo set of her up as soon as I possibly can!

It’s been a long day shooting - I’m posting these not quiet naked pics from bed and am exhausted but I’m so hyped from a cool day’s shooting that I wanted to share a couple of shots with you! I’ll post properly tomorrow! x (Read on …)

Errr… concrete proof that I spend too much time online…

I really can’t tell anymore… Is this site for real… or is it a spoof?!

Boogie Nights was on TV the other night and for the first time I was able to watch the entire movie all the way through. Normally I’d only get around 20 mins in before having to head out somewhere. I always saw it urning out as a Shiny, Happy People doing Porn type of movie. I’m such a ditz sometimes! Wasn’t I entirely wrong?!

I’ve been searching for Rollergirl’s yellow heart glasses in shops for what seems like forever because I totally want to do a spoof as a photoset for my site. That whole jiggling about the place in rollerskates and nothing much else is very hot! I always thought that Heather Graham was one of the dullest and generally talentless of actresses in Hollywood until I saw this movie. And as for Mark Whalberg… :) Hmmm…! If you happen to spy and similar glasses in any store just about anywhere I’d be very grateful if you could let me know!

Helloooo :) I just had a great first photoshoot in my new flat!

I would sit here and tell you all about it but I *have* to go take a shower and eat but will be back soon to tell you more about today; and some photoshoot of me that I have planned too!

That would be the rampant rabbit sex toy rather than a overly cute garden pet! I’ve always been somewhat suspicious of such an all singing all dancing toy. I always find it entirely easy to orgasm so buying one seemed like an overkill. Plus I like the kind of toy that I can use quietly and discreetly if you know what I mean (as I share a house). I should really have a proper play with it in a video, so you can see! What do you think?! Click Here

Well this set is photo filled with filth First I push more and more fingers inside me before choosing a really big pink dildo to squeeze into my girly bits. That still wasn’t good enough so I picked another pink toy to push into my arse at the same time! Click Here