You’ll either think this is utterly gross or really, really cool. But I present here, for your entertainment, Jorja’s amazing butthole. It’s todays update and shows despite all the prettiness we still find time for a bit of filth. Lots of sites manage to consistently get extreme stuff from girls, but often suffer from the girls not looking that happy. In this case, its Jorjas trick, she does it cause she can, and cause she likes it.
Preparing for travel has some fun aspects and top of the list would be doing the online order for sex toys. Yes, its true, we’re too shy to go into a shop! (Or is it, that we’re tired of being recognised?!) There are problems though. Being of an older generation I think in inches, but the world now works in metric so amongst the pile of new toys there were one or two, err, slight miscalculations. (Read on …)
I’ve just been making TGP pages and couldn’t resist linking to this one. Introducing Luba, who I think may just be the star of this years ibiza girls. I have to totally admit I got as near to blowing this as its possible to do. Peter, one of my model scouts on the island had met up with her very early on in the season and sent me a pretty duff pic so I was all,. like, you know, blah about her. 
He totally failed to mention, Oh BTW Simon shes fucking gorgeous and you’d be a total looser not to get over here right now and shoot her. So I sat in the UK for another 3 WEEKS!!!! waiting for some “good” girls to turn up - even at SleazyJet prices its not worth the trip for less than 3-4 girls! Anyway, I left it so long to fly out I shot her the day before she left for home. She’s never modelled before, claims she has no interest in doing it agin - even though it was fun, so these 5 sets are very likely to be the only ones ever. And I nearly missed it.
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It’s one of those unfortunate truths that actually having the model turn up is something of a bonus, for two to show up on the same day is just fantastic - Which is what happened yesterday with both Kaitlin and Felicity coming along to their second shoots. One of the other more pleasant realities is second shoots are usually more fun, everyone is more relaxed and for better or worse we know what the’re getting - I know what they look like and what they’ll do do, and they have heard all my jokes at least once! Anyhow, I better get these sets output and uploaded, I’m late again with todays update.
Yet another eastern european on the site. She’s from years new entry into the EU - Poland. From talking to Yanna it appears there’s going to be a huge influx into the UK of Polish models now they can travel easily, they all speak english anyway, but are currently barred from working in Germany and France, so the UK it is. Finally, something from the EU I quite like! Anyway, back to Yanna. She has great boobs. hmmm, that doesn’t really begin to describe them - fucking GREAT boob!! Not super huge, just damn near perfect.
Getting back into gear shooting outdoors is a real wrench, its so unlike anything I do in th UK and being a pasty white brit makes these first shoots harder work - constantly having to worry about sun block because I have no base tan to protect me just adds to the fun. Cameras, tanning lotion and sand are NOT a happy cocktail.
Only this time we can’t go outside. the guy who owns the studio has had three people come up to him this morning and ask when the naked girls will be back. Ooops, better keep the curtains shut this time as well.
Jan’s a fitness freak and she needs to be, the stills don’t really do her any justice, the two multi-orgasmic videos do. I lost count, she said five in the space of about 2 hours. Dunno about her, I was worn out by it. Not least cause I was stressing AGAIN, this time cause anyone who didn’t SEE Mel jiggling her bits yesterday, most likely HEARD Jan coming, though it probably sounded more like murder.
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Woa! big anal - not something you see every day! Rosie is a bit of an expert at ass action - claims she can get more up her butt than up her beav. Go on then. Prove it.
Was complete hell, I nearly gave up on the spot. The shoot was in a pretty nasty looking area of the west midlands in the UK, Diane was keen enough, but why oh why did she have to bring her dad? I’m not joking. He stayed IN THE ROOM for the entire shoot. I only managed two sets before giving up and running away as fast possible.
