OMFG!
Preparing for travel has some fun aspects and top of the list would be doing the online order for sex toys. Yes, its true, we’re too shy to go into a shop! (Or is it, that we’re tired of being recognised?!) There are problems though. Being of an older generation I think in inches, but the world now works in metric so amongst the pile of new toys there were one or two, err, slight miscalculations.
Yes, they really are that big. Thats no airline size coke tin, its a regular one. As you can see they are FUCKING HUGE! If you’ve ever got into an arguement and someone has very kindly offered to rip you a new one, this is what they probably would have used. I’ll keep these beasts in the props cupboard but don’t hold your breath, I don’t forsee any takers any time soon.
