The Simonscans Porn Blog

I forgot to mention this earlier, but an email today asking for more Jorja reminded me that there IS more Jorja. While on the trip up to shoot Lindsay, we also shot more Jorja. Sooo, here for the first time is Jorja, sporting a brand new nose. It’s horrifically common for porn girls to spend their fees on surgery, and it’s clear Jorja has been unable to resist. The new one does look fine, but then I can’t say I was that bothered by the old one. Next on her list is,…. wait for it,…. her boobs of course! Please comment right here, right now, and beg her to leave them alone!!!

If I was a real porn person and this was a real porn site, I’d make up some story about meeting Lindsay in a shop and offering her 500 bucks to do some porn and her jumping at the chance. In fact its a much simpler and more belivable story; We ran out of clothes halfway through the shoot so as we were right next to the shops a trip out was in order.

What you may also realise is that we’re back in our other shooting mode. New girls from the UK, rather than EU superstars. As good as it is working with the real pro models, nothing, and I do mean NOTHING compares to a brand new girl, who litterally has to be held back AND speaks english as a first language is just great. Fucking great.

Lindsay is a really great find - start nagging now for a reshoot please! - really keen and perky despite me being pretty bloody useless (first shoot of the year, so very rusty!) Brit girls are often great in that they don’t scare easily. They see the big toys as a challenge, and are willing to give it a shot. lindsay was no exception. There were three toys that must have cost a hundred quid in excess baggage alone but were never once used in CZ. Lindsay tried them all. :)

Sooo, I’m going to loaf for the rest of the weekend, but will get the sets edited on Monday before I leave for Hungary.