The Simonscans Porn Blog

It’s that time of year again - the time where I beg for some interesting places to shoot in the UK. Finding girls is not really too hard, but finding Locations is hell. We’ve tried real film unit location finding services, half won’t deal with porn, the other half wanted insane amounts of money to deal with porn.

Places we would like are:-

• Farms
• fields
• Barns
• Greenhouses
• Woodland
• Beach
• Caravans
• Boats
• Campsites
• Pubs
• Night Clubs
• Cinemas
• Theatres
• Gymns
• Bouncey castle!
• Trains
• Villas (Spain, not UK!)

Plus anything else you may have!

We get offered a lot of cars but have always had the same problem - we need somewhere quiet to park it and do the shoot!

In general we are looking for places we can use only in the afternoon and evenings - models can’t get up, ever! We’re fully house trained and insured. All that we ask is that the place you have on offer is yours to offer - its either yours directly, or you are able to give genuine permission. We are happy to pay - either in real money or in long free memberships.

Ideally we are looking for locations North of London, but South of Leeds - M1, A1, M40, M11 or A14 kinda thing, but would consider anywhere.

What a fucking ingrate I can be at times. Having worked so hard to get to the position of being able to work full time with nekkid lay-dees and lounge by villa pools, I’m now going to say how nice it is that Ibiza is finished for the year. Finished only in that there’s no more shoots to do and I’m now back in the UK processing the tonnes of content into something that’ll fit on the internet. It’s not that I’m ungrateful really, its just that its damn hard work. The final trip this year was 23 days, with a shoot scheduled for every single day. The only time off I got was when a model would fail to show up - Which only happened four(?) times. Now factor in to the equation that most of the girls were total newbies - such as the Faron above - and suddenly its all quite hard work. Something, if I’m honest, I’m not that used to. :)

So what are the scores on the doors for this years Si’biza (pronounced Si-beee-tha or maybe Si-beee-za if you’re German!) The grand totals are pretty astounding - 20 new girls, all new and un-seen elsewhere. Somewhere in the region of 50,000 images (un-edited, but thats still a lot) and about 5 hours of video (again un-edited) The RAW images more or less fill four hard drives - thats 2 Terabytes of boobs and blue skys!

But success in porn isn’t measured in numbers (unless we’re talking INCHES!) its all about the quality, and I do think we’ve hit the nail on the head, we know from your feedback the kind of things that you like. - No implants, girls with hair, girls without hair. Less artys fartys floating about on beaches at sunset, and a lot more concentration on just shooting hot girls being proper rude. You know, doing the kind of large dildo self-buggery we’ve all come to love and expect from Simonscans. :)

As with all years its a mixed bag - we have at least 5 real grade A stunners, with a little bit of something for everyone from there on down. We got large breasted blue-eyed blondes, we got smouldering, dusky maidens. We have hot club dancers from Pacha and Mannumission. We even have your actual, slightly psychotic, space cadet club bunnies - posing only to pay for new glow sticks and reflective techno trousers!

As you may have noticed from this weeks updates we’re doing our best to add new girls every day this week - and I’m going to add a load more blog entries of some of the highlights as I run through sorting out the sets for the site over the next few days.

The days are starting to get into a routine. Get up at 12pm, loaf on the beach waiting for the phone to ring, finally go get the model at 3-4 pm (She said she’d be up by 11 am but I knew there wasn’t a hope in hell!) Scramble around shooting til 9pm as the light fades - though in this case that wasn’t a problem as the sunset light was just great. Finish the shoot and then head off into the wild West End for another night on the lash. And funnily enough the club stills this time are from Lashed at Eden. This gets my hot tip for being one of the big nights this year - Really full on hard house, to the point of being virtually un-dancable.

And todays girl is… Angel. Skinny as a stick with no boobs to speak of, but great legs and a damn good shoot considering this was her first time ever in front of the camera.