The Simonscans Porn Blog

It’s Saturday, which means it’s one of the few days I’m on my own and really get any chance to just have a think about stuff, rather than have to do stuff or boss people around. Today I have mostly been thinking about girls, old girls. And the question is; which ones do I get back for more? All the girls below are availble for more shoots. The only problem is, time is short and I can’t shoot them all, and really I should be on plane by now to CZ or HU as I’ve not been away for a while. So do I find time for more reshoots of girls I know are good and rude, or scoot away ASAP to shoot a round of newbies abroad?

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Clarice is one of those rare models who is not only incredibly rude, but also very hot indeed. I have to admit until the trip I hadn’t noticed exactly how classically good looking and easy to shoot she was. the first shot illustrates exactly this, and also just how good a model she has become over time.

This setup was the very last thing we did before collapsing in a sweaty heap after a very long day shooting. In total there were seven lights plus various other reflectors and bits and bobs on this one setup. I’m sure it would have been possible to see the flashes from ten miles out at sea, it was so bright.

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I’m home from Ibiza after a long day travelling. Despite organising a late checkout from the villa, guess what? The bloody cleaners turn up at 9am and get all huffy we’ve not packed and gone. So its all a general race around with everyone packing up lights and stuffing dildos and underwear in to suitcases, whilst gluging coffee and eating Cheerios with nasty UHT milk. Working in porn is fun, but not today. I do not like early starts, least of all stressed ones.
Anyway, we get to the airport and eventually find the lost model and assistant relaxing quite happily miles away from either the agreed meeting point, or the check-in for the flight. A frank exchange of opinions follows…

So now its time for the real task of the day: The excess baggage lottery. Getting a huge pile of gear and, errr, other equipment past check-in as quickly and as cheaply as possible is a lottery, with many factors at play. How many in the group, how many bags and the mood of the check in person being just the basics. As ever, we’re miles over. But this is where fate throws me a bone. For the second time this trip the checkout girl cannot do simple addition. Somehow, and don’t ask me how, she manages to add up the weight of nine cases, each of them weighing over 10kgs and four being over 20kgs each, and come up with a total of just 84kgs. She then charges us for only 14kgs. Astounding. We saved in the region of £300 on the basis that the budget airline was too tight to hire anyone with any maths or buy the existing staff a calculator. Thus was my mood was changed and general perkiness resumed. :)
Thats enough boring stuff, I’ll be back in the office on Monday and will post more samples from the trip, most likely of Clarice, plus the first full set from the trip in Mondays update.

Theres not really very much to add to what you can see in the pics with your own eyes. Two girls, red sofa, large toy.