The Simonscans Porn Blog

One set. You realized that’s what I meant? Of course you did.

We’re in one of those busy BUSY periods right now. The summer is here and we have our porn stink on, so its all hands on deck while we shoot flat out. BUT, this causes a few issues, the most obvious being that there’s a few girls new to the site that seem to have only one set - The model pages saying “Series 1 of 1″ - What this actually means isn’t that we only shot one set. That would be plain silly. What it means is that we have only UPLOADED the first set, there’s loads more to come. As a general rule, no model ever has less than 6 sets, the best have over 20 - but they take time to process and upload to the site. Hence, on occasion, the numbers are off.

A much more flattering shot of Faron then the one of her star jump into the pool. And there I was thinking I was a boob guy.

Well yet another router died on me a couple of days ago. Joy. The wi-fi still worked but my main real PC doesn’t connect via wi-fi so I’ve been on a short PC hiatus. So that’s the third router that’s died in a year. I’m not quite sure how I manage to kill them… one of them only lasted 10 seconds! I was sort of loathed to go and buy yet another one for at least another £50. I took myself to Tesco today and bought the cheapest one I could find and so far so good… maybe this one will last a bit longer. I’m usually not too good at blogging here but my neighbour is taking his once a week bass guitar lesson and it’s making my ears bleed. He’s a total beginner and so far I’ve endured about 30 mins of the same riff. That Deep Purple, Smoke on the Water one over and over! I don’t mind at all… normally I’m spoiled as his weekly guitar playing is the *only* thing I hear from my neighbours… or the road. My flat’s a general oasis of quiet! I do hope that works both ways! I dread to think of making them overhear one of the movie shoots for my site! Eek… maybe I’m the neighbour from hell?!

I thought I’d attatch the tractor pics as a teaser because I can; they’re from another set from the farm that I went camping on. Just because. :)

Accent or not T-e-a spells Tea, not Tee-ah. Still I’m not going to grumble in the slightest as shes extremely hot, did three proper videos and was generally lovely. Add to the mix that amazing blonde curly hair and its all good. naturally curly hair is the rarest thing these days as all girls seem to love their hair straighteners beyond reason, and do their utmost to make their hair as flat and lanky as possibe. Anyway, moan over, see more of her very soon indeed.

Blimey, its been a while since I seriously shot at the flat, what with all the trips recently. But, in response to some requests for more UK talent and the availability of some UK talent, I’m back and hacking away at some shoots in the flat. Sooo, meet Sienna, who I think you’ll like lots. I’ll be brief as we are still shooting - she having a fag as I write this. I’ll update later when shes gone.

A couple of days ago I posted on the subject of who to get back and quite a few people took the time to leave comments and links to sites with new girls, as well as comments on the old ones. On one of these sites was Carrie, admitedly not one you’d asked to see, but as she was availablt right now AND rather good I just got and booked her, hopefully you don’t mind? Given that its mid October we were incredibly lucky to have such a good day in the flat, with brilliant sunshine all day long, only marred by the window cleaners hanging from ropes on the outside of the buildings at times! We shot five sets, more samples later.

Helloooo :) I just had a great first photoshoot in my new flat!

I would sit here and tell you all about it but I *have* to go take a shower and eat but will be back soon to tell you more about today; and some photoshoot of me that I have planned too!