The Simonscans Porn Blog

Crocs are the shoe of the moment. Here’s Faron wearing MINE! Bloody thieving models. They’ll steal anything, especially if its made of squishy rubber.

Out the back of almost every villa everywhere is the barn that will form the villa owners next development. But for now, they make a very attractive rustic outdoor location. If the model doesn’t freak out at all the lizards and spiders that are lurking. Faron was pretty game to shoot out here, but as the ground was covered in spikey bramble thorns and cobwebs, I did the decent thing and lent her my shoes for the duration. Silver lap dancer heels would have looked a little daft here! I’ve worn my Crocs pretty much non-stop for the year. They are without doubt, the most comfortable shoe ever. Trouble is, now everyone has them.

As you’ve probably already guessed from how few posts there have been this week, I’m back in Prague. As usual, nothing is ever easy. We have a great(ish) place to shoot in and the models so far have been really rather good. Mondays had the most amazing boobs I’ve seen for ages, someone coulda really lost an eye one one of her nipples. Scammell wheel nuts. (US translation; Mack truck nuts!) I’ll post a shot or two of her later, when I eventually get the internet working. For now, heres a behind the scenes shot of Morgan. Very, pretty, very new and very rude. Coming soon, 8 sets total, including 3 m ovies

As I mentioned the other day, all the Daphne sets had dissapeared. But they are now back, though in  a slightly differrent order!

Only the names have been changed to protect the “innocent”?! Yeah, riiiiight. Anyway, its all real and from the last couple of weeks with one model. There’s more, but it goes on forever and gets a bit boring - every other email is asking her to ring, which of course she never does. As for the phone being off halfway through the exchange, well, its never switched off, ever, so there. á

Hiya,

I said that I would be prepared to do nude. I might do explicit if the money
is right, could you give me more of an idea please?
Thanks
Sally x

Do you have any pics that you can email over?
Cheers,
Ruth.

Here’s a few…

I haven’t done any nude modelling before so no pics as yet Im afraid.
S x

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Wearing a simple white jumper with contrasting black pants and heels, Juliette stands tall in the cool white kitchen. First she pulls her jumper to reveal her big boobs and then she peels down her pants. Click Here

So here I am picking out my outfit to wear in the kitchen. You see me floating about, fixing my hair and putting on my heels. I’m ready in about a minute as I’m a no nonsense sorta girl when it comes to getting ready so I have a flick around on tv while the photographer carries on setting up his stuff. Click Here