The Simonscans Porn Blog

Wow. How time flies. It’s a Monday and I’m happy. That can’t be right. Well… The weather is just fabulous. 18 degrees and mega sunshine; My model showed up and it’s my birthday on Saturday!

I’ve had a couple of brand new girls change their minds and decide against getting naked online in the last week or so; which is entirely fair enough! Anyway as a result, I was hardly expecting Vanessa to show up at all. Although I’m very glad she did!

Vanessa is a super smiley and boobie-licious 21 year old who was given my number by a photographer friend of mine and lucky for me she got in touch! She’s been off travelling in Australia for over a year and is loving the opportunity to do some shoots and have some fun while she decides what to do with her life!

I’ll try and get the first photo set of her up as soon as I possibly can!

It’s been a long day shooting - I’m posting these not quiet naked pics from bed and am exhausted but I’m so hyped from a cool day’s shooting that I wanted to share a couple of shots with you! I’ll post properly tomorrow! x (Read on …)

As I mentioned the other day, all the Daphne sets had dissapeared. But they are now back, though in  a slightly differrent order!

OK, I can finally own up - we’re away shooting again in Ibiza. And as ever, its a rollercoaster ride of un-expected sucesses and random failure. Lets start with the good stuff. The villa is great, huge, very quiet, with lots of very photogenic aspects to it. From the lovely rustic barn seen here, through to a pool with startlingly bright underwater lighting - normally, its not quite enough to shoot by, but this pool, lights up the countryside its so bright and is therefore perfect for shoots.

Also a change from previous trips, we’re flying out all the models. Sorry guys, no local talent from the island at all this year. We took the decision to import girls as reliablity seemed more of a priority than previous years. The clubbing and partying girls usually found on the island, while often extremely hot, aren’t always that reliable - theres always one more after party to check out, and before they know it, its midday and they’re late for a shoot having still not been to bed. So I was really dissappointed when one of our favourite, and usually most reliable girls did not turn up for her flight yesterday evening. We waited and waited, two long and very boring hours at the airport till we finally gave up around 1am. Sitting around waiting is a real mix of emotions. On the hand you’re bored and pissed off; you know you’ve almost certainly been let down, but on the other, you’re just worried that something has happened and the poor thing is sitting on a suitcase somewhere crying.

So what do we do today is the big question? the likely answer is, to write a bit of blog, chase down some standby girls, and then go scope out some new locations in the car.

Holly, has been a facourite on the site for litterally years, when she popped back up again recently it seemed like a damn fine idea to bring her away to Ibiza. I think she had visions of ending up somewhere more glamourous than a dusty old barn, standing next too a bag of cement! 

Its been a long day shooting, damn I’m tired. Didn’t expect it to be so hot in early Sept. managed to get 5 sets of Kate, including one on the balcony. (Read on …)

What did I get for Xmas this year? A good review thats what!

In general I can’t complain about the reviews I’ve had in the past from other sites - with a couple of exceptions, who shall remain nameless! - but what really struck me about this review is that they got it right, for the right reasons. What I aim to do here is pretty damn simple - real girls being as rude as possible without whole whole thing turning into unspeakable slease. Jaxonjaganov.com got that and thats great.

“From gorgeous to homely..” Yeah, thats right, not all the girls here are stunners, some you wouldn’t look twice at if you passed them on the street, but they do all have one thing in common, they actually like being in porn. You’d think that was a key requirement for the job but its not - loads used to like it, but after 200 shoots, the buzz has gone and its a job, just like any other - I do all I can not to shoot those girls, it’s just plain boring. There’s enough fakery on the web without me adding to it.

“The site’s overall vibe is fun and upbeat” Well, thats the plan, sex is fun! At least it was as far as I can remember! ROFL. So why is it so hard for porn sites to reflect this? Models fall out of bed, off sofas, fanny farts are just part of the job, and when shooting out doors its pretty much a given tha the vicar and his wife will be the ones to find us romping around in the bushes - the hard part is making it look like it was serious in the first place.

As expected the camera died in Ibiza so I was back to using an antique for most of the week. Gawd, was it slow and tiring! however, things are looking up. My replacement back up camera finally arrived (thank you batman and ROBIN, for trying so hard!) And whats really lovely is the backup camera is lovely,áreally light and easy shoot with all day, but also damn fine quailty pics - always a bonus!
Soooo, Norah’s first reshoot was done on the new toy and went extremely well - 6 really nice sets, including some anal, and shes just about agreed to doing video next time. does it get any better? Well, kinda. cause I’m basicallyáa big kid with a stooopid sense of humour it always makes me laugh when I can make a model fall of the bed while trying to get into a daft pose - which is exactly what Norah did. I do have to admit I winced slightly as when she did plop of the edge sheáhad a clear plastic wand up her bum. dunno how she whipped it out on the way down, but she did.
For the trully geeky amongst you, theres another example of extreme of this on the site - Tammi Lee falls outa bed here

The sun is shining and good photographers are plentiful which means one thing. Super early mornings. I lure myself out of bed with the promise of McDonald’s breakfast (yes, yes, I’m a girl with no taste, i know… but their breakfast things beat a bowl of cereal - or my even worse habit which is grabbing a morning chocolate bar - when you’re in a rush). It’s a pre-shoot treat. So you catch me finishing off the eggs before I start getting rude in the photos. Lots of spreading my hairy pussy. Can you tell from my grin that I had lots of fun shooting this set?! Click Here