The Simonscans Porn Blog

I forgot to mention this earlier, but an email today asking for more Jorja reminded me that there IS more Jorja. While on the trip up to shoot Lindsay, we also shot more Jorja. Sooo, here for the first time is Jorja, sporting a brand new nose. It’s horrifically common for porn girls to spend their fees on surgery, and it’s clear Jorja has been unable to resist. The new one does look fine, but then I can’t say I was that bothered by the old one. Next on her list is,…. wait for it,…. her boobs of course! Please comment right here, right now, and beg her to leave them alone!!!

You’ll either think this is utterly gross or really, really cool. But I present here, for your entertainment, Jorja’s amazing butthole. It’s todays update and shows despite all the prettiness we still find time for a bit of filth. Lots of sites manage to consistently get extreme stuff from girls, but often suffer from the girls not looking that happy. In this case, its Jorjas trick, she does it cause she can, and cause she likes it. 

It’s Saturday, which means it’s one of the few days I’m on my own and really get any chance to just have a think about stuff, rather than have to do stuff or boss people around. Today I have mostly been thinking about girls, old girls. And the question is; which ones do I get back for more? All the girls below are availble for more shoots. The only problem is, time is short and I can’t shoot them all, and really I should be on plane by now to CZ or HU as I’ve not been away for a while. So do I find time for more reshoots of girls I know are good and rude, or scoot away ASAP to shoot a round of newbies abroad?

Now would be the time to signup here and leave a comment, your feedback is very valuable and we do take it into account with who and what gets shot.

Being away shooting isn’t all fun. Not keeping up to date with the news is one of my main bitches, so I was very sad to hear about Richard Hammond having a bad day at the office today and crashing his rocket powered car at 280 miles per hour. Who ever would have suspected such a thing was possible, and certainly nothing could have been done to prevent it. If on the other hand you think driving too fast isn’t cool and exciting, switch of the PC and go back to reading The Guardian, there’s nothing for a boring twerp like you to see here. Porn and fast cars are a choice grown-ups get to make. This one is going out to Richard, even if Brainiac can be a bit sucky, and having your teeth whitened is so gay. Whatever, everyone at Simonscans wishes him a speedy recovery. (And he only has to ask if he’d like a password!)

Jorja by a wall, being a bit arty and boring.

Jorja not being boring sticking stuff up her butt.