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SHit, I hate January. Tax bills to pay is bad enough, but every year its always the same - NO NEW MODELS ANYWHERE!!! Ruth has been on the phone non-stop all week talking to new girls trying to a few shoots sorted but so far, zip. Shit, hardly any even answer the damn phone, mostly its a flick off straight to answer machine. No one wants to leave the house til the weather cheers up and I reckon most girls are so broke from xmas that even doing a few shoots isn’t enough to get them back in credit so they figure why bother even trying. As always it’ll pick up but its little frustrating after a bit of a break at xmas not to be able to jump back in and do some filth. Fortunately from your perspective we have enough shoots in stock that we won’t run out any time soon (that hasn’t happend since Jan 02!) and I can use the time reshooting some of the best from last year. In other news you might have noticed some of the pages on the site have had design overhauls, nothing major, but prettier I think. Feedback and let me know :)

Also, someone requested adding the ability to specify movies or stills as a category in the search feature - The prof has now sorted that out - I have to admit its a damn good idea and I wish I’d thought of it!

Download managers still seem to be causing problems for a lot of users. This is NOT our intention, they’re a damn good idea and with the size of the bigger zips and movies more or less mandatory to actually get stuff down without severe mouse rage. One way or another the login (which is causing the problem and annoying as well!) will be fixed this week.

Soooo, anyway. Happy New Year!

Only the names have been changed to protect the “innocent”?! Yeah, riiiiight. Anyway, its all real and from the last couple of weeks with one model. There’s more, but it goes on forever and gets a bit boring - every other email is asking her to ring, which of course she never does. As for the phone being off halfway through the exchange, well, its never switched off, ever, so there. á

Hiya,

I said that I would be prepared to do nude. I might do explicit if the money
is right, could you give me more of an idea please?
Thanks
Sally x

Do you have any pics that you can email over?
Cheers,
Ruth.

Here’s a few…

I haven’t done any nude modelling before so no pics as yet Im afraid.
S x

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Long time no posts on here. Too busy yet again, and not much possitive to say either. As I haven’t had a rant about models for a while, here goes. Last week was classic. I spent a whole load of time organising a model to come down from Liverpool to London for a shoot. I went through with her about a hundred times what she needed to bring (It’s a pretty damn short list as well; ID and CLOTHES!!!) So what does she turn up with? Two bouncers - and huge ones at that - They actually did block out all the sky on my shiny new video entry phone! No clothes and worst of all no ID. Fuck only knows what she thought she was coming along to, but as they turned up in a taxi, which they left running on the meter while they came in for the shoot. Anyone got any ideas what 4 hours of black cab waiting time would cost? My bet is more than what I was going to pay her. Anyway, heart in my mouth I broke her the bad news - No ID, No shoot. I thought the bouncers were gonna kill me for sure, but bouncers being bouncers and basically all about following rules (you’re not on the list, you’re not coming in) they had a go at her instead and apologised for wasting my time! Back in the taxi and heading off all in 5 mins. And that after a model brought her mum to a shoot about a month ago. The shots are on the site BTW, but you’ll never work it out. The range of daftness that models get up never ceases to amaze me - they can text and drive, but not pick up the phone and speak. They send me tests shots them bent double and blowing over 90% of their faces, showing neither body nor face. How am I meant to make a booking on that basis? They arrive an hour late, then say they have to go early as they important stuff to do (Boyfriend or shopping, usually!) but thats “ok” cause they’re “fast workers” and I shouldn’t mind. Only I do.

Worst bit is, for all the niggles I still can’t help liking them all. And end up giving them chance after chance to actually show up for a shoot. I have one girl, booked again for next week, who’s now cried of with feeble and bizarre excuses 4 times already. But, after all, would you, at 18 or 19, had the nerve to show the world your tackle? I thought not.

FFinally, a week after returning, I’m ready to tell of the strange and terrible events of Ibiza 04 (trip 1)…

The whole Ibiza thing appears to be changing, the season is now MUCH shorter than ever before - and thats assuming it does actually end up getting going at all. Clubs that should be rammed with hot girlies are still mostly empty, hell, some clubs aren’t even open yet. Last year Garlands workers parties were legendary for their popularity and general excess, this year the first was very thinly attended, though it has to be said, those that were there seemed to be having a nice time :)

What the hell has the state of the economy and Ibizan clubland got to do with porn? Simple, its all the girls who go out to the island every year to work and party who end up as the pool of girls I end up shooting - with fewer girls in total finding porn tolerant ones gets that little bit harder! However, its not all bad news, this year there are more sites on the island shooting than ever before so those girls that are out there working are all having a lovely time picking and choosing jobs!

Anyway, on to the pics… TERRI SUMMERS!!! yes, its her and she is lovely, and I mean really really lovely :) Only a solo shoot so far but we are plotting a girl girl, its just a case of who to choose and ship out by FedEx (sugesstions please!)

Of the others Nina and Rebecca will be familiar to many as they’ve done a bit of glamour before, the rest are all newbies, ish…

So, to sum up, a bit of a slow start, but things should get better as the season finally gets going. Expect a few more familiar faces this time as well - Ibiza as a porn destination seems to be catching on, I wonder who started it all?…

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I’ve been in touch with Tamsin about doing a shoot for about 2 months now and I seriously thought it would never happen - It was starting to feel like it was fated, if I could do a day, she couldn’t. If we thought we’d got it cracked, something insanely random would come along and muck it all up. So, finally, we get to do a shoot, and boy was it worth the wait. I should have the sets uploaded sometime by late Friday when there just might be some more exciting news on a whole other front - you’ll just have to wait and see :> No video of Tamsin this time but she says IF shes popular she’ll be back for sure.

Today, mostly I has been looking at… Tess’s pink bits… And there’s sooo many to look at - pink T-shirt, pink pants, more pink pants, pink dress, pink hair ties and lastly those pink bits as well. yummy. bad news though - she don’t like boys, well, she does a bit. She’s bi. She has straight days, she has gay days. Mostly right now its gay days, so we’re all just gonna have to GET OVER IT and move on. Plenty more where she came from, and anyway we’re WAY to good for her!! right guys?… Hello, hello, where did everybody go?..

Looking on the bright side, the site has another new feature - Custom zip files as well as the full set zips. Now, if you are on a slodem miles away from anywhere and have to be selective about what you download you can do just that - select which images on a page of thumbs you wish to add to your zip file. One file or upto ninety six, the choice is yours.