Isla in her sexy black lingerie would make the siren of an ambulance blare since she can make your heart stop! You'd prolly have a seizure once you see our dildo go in and out her slippery wet pussy. But, don't worry, porn is healthy. The only thing Isla can do is to raise dead things back to life. You don't believe it? Check under your pants. Click Here
The more you see Juliette the more your lust for her grows. She's back for her penultimate round and she wanted to show you a happily ever after ending. So, armed with our glass dildo she would enchant you with her charm and rude behavior. The glass dildo we have handed to her fits perfectly in her soft pink pussy. Truly, she is porndom's Cinderella. Click Here
One set. You realized that’s what I meant? Of course you did.
We’re in one of those busy BUSY periods right now. The summer is here and we have our porn stink on, so its all hands on deck while we shoot flat out. BUT, this causes a few issues, the most obvious being that there’s a few girls new to the site that seem to have only one set - The model pages saying “Series 1 of 1″ - What this actually means isn’t that we only shot one set. That would be plain silly. What it means is that we have only UPLOADED the first set, there’s loads more to come. As a general rule, no model ever has less than 6 sets, the best have over 20 - but they take time to process and upload to the site. Hence, on occasion, the numbers are off.
Ikea and porn. Porn and Ikea. The two go hand in hand at porn locations, as you can clearly see in this is photo. Every single item of furniture, the wall hanging and most of the soft furnishings are Ikea. The bed is SUNDNES, the big cushions are ALVINE FRÖ, the Da Vinci wall hanging RIDÅ.
It’s that time of year again - the time where I beg for some interesting places to shoot in the UK. Finding girls is not really too hard, but finding Locations is hell. We’ve tried real film unit location finding services, half won’t deal with porn, the other half wanted insane amounts of money to deal with porn.
Places we would like are:-
Plus anything else you may have!
We get offered a lot of cars but have always had the same problem - we need somewhere quiet to park it and do the shoot!
In general we are looking for places we can use only in the afternoon and evenings - models can’t get up, ever! We’re fully house trained and insured. All that we ask is that the place you have on offer is yours to offer - its either yours directly, or you are able to give genuine permission. We are happy to pay - either in real money or in long free memberships.
Ideally we are looking for locations North of London, but South of Leeds - M1, A1, M40, M11 or A14 kinda thing, but would consider anywhere.
All aboard! We have a new tour. Confusingly, you may have arrived via the new tour in which case you have already seen it. But for existing members, Here it is in all its glory.
The big change is clearly that its a not only a lot better looking its also a lot bigger. When we came to do the redesign we realised very early on it was going to be a struggle to feature all the good stuff we had and the sheer size of the site if we had a small tour. So we thought, bugger it, we’ll have a large one. Funnily enough, that exact statement seems to be the answer to oh so many questions around here!
We looked at a few other sites before starting work, we even joined some. In every site we looked at, the same thing struck us; they have better tours, but the members areas aren’t as good or as large as Simonscans. So many sites these days call 40 images an update, what the hell is that about? So to show how things are different here we added the full update schedule to the tour - live from the main database, tourists can see every one of the last two months updates - sample images, update date and number of images.
Oh and unlike some other sites, we don’t hide the lame updates from non members.
Other changes include new Flash preview movies - these aren’t on the main site yet, but soon will be. Don’t worry, we won’t loose the old downloadable formats, but for previews and streaming (if that’s what you prefer) then Flash makes a lot of sense. Its certainly working out pretty OK for YouTube. The key benefit of the Flash previews are crazy small file size and almost universal playback on any computer - as long as it has Flash installed.
PS - If you do take the tour, any feedback or typo corrections would be gratefully received!
Ooooh, errr, that’s a biggie. If there’s one thing I love as a porn guy its a full on newbie who is eager to please and not afraid of the big toys. This one has been sitting in the Simonscans magic bag for about a year with no takers, til now….
After the break, the soft stuff usually found before the break. (Read on …)
Tree porn. It’s great if you have a woody!
OK, Joking aside, I get a fair amount of stick from members over these shoots. “Why can’t every set be pure filth, with anal gapes and multi dildo abuse of every hole in every set?” Well, for a start, the girls are people to, and making them feel a little loved and shiny by trying to take some pretty pictures of them, not only makes them happy, it usually results in them returning the favour and going the extra mile, or should I say inch, when it comes to the real work of the day. IE, the porn that you do like
The other reason is even more simple. None of them can really face a full day of nothing but dildo action, they’re not only people, they’re human too, and too much action would leave them raw! Lube or no lube dealing with the vaguely less blunt end of dildo the size of two coke cans on top of each other is a bit of a task. Do it too many times in one day, and we have to drive the poor girl home with towels on the car seats!
So, to mix things up a bit, and let you see all aspects of the girl, we continue to shoot the odd set that’s a bit floaty and pretty.
Strictly speaking Ellie isn’t an Ibiza girl - We found her in the UK and she was more than happy to come out to shoot in Spain. We really think she’s something special, it’s not that often we get a new girl who has that extra twinkle in her eye that says “Go on, ask me, I’ll say yes!” And Ellie certainly does.
Think about it for one second. A guy you’ve never met asks you to jump on a plane, to a place you’ve never been before, with the promise of work and pay. You’d probably think twice if that work was being a PA or a cook or something. But what if it was porn? Bet you’d think at least twice… and then not show up at the airport, and move, and change your phone number.
So when she DID turn up in arrivals we were very relieved and pleasantly surprised.
Our faith in her was rewarded in many ways. Not only did she get all the Pizza and beer she could ever wish for, we let her jump Shelby’s bones and do her good and proper…. and up the bum too. Aren’t we nice?
