The Simonscans Porn Blog

No, don’t worry we’re crossing over into spanking territory. On the main updates page there are fifteen stills updates showing at any one time. As a new one is added at the top, the oldest one drops off the bottom. I noticed today that an interesting thing has happened - Everyone one of the fifteen girls showing on that page is a brand new, totally exclusive to Simonscans, UK girl. Not a single pro performer that you can see on a million other sites. As far as I know only one girl on this list has modelled before or since for any other sites. If you want to see these girls at all the ONLY way to do it is to join here.

I guess it all went quiet for a week or so, with no updates on the blog to speak of. Pretty much as usual two things happened. We got snowed under with girls and internet got hard to find, thus making blogging a lot harder. The last two weeks has been fairly hellish. Day one of a two week trip, my main camera died - well, not entirely dead, its just wouldn’t focus in the right place, being a few inches out. (And as we all knowing its the inches in porn that make soooo much difference!) Also the first venue turned out to be total crap - really small and no working internet at all.

At the end of the first days shooting I had exactly 4 sets, half a camera and a third of a location. Not good, so something needed to be done, and quickly. trips are like a sinking boat at the best of times. You’re bailing water the entire time, trying to stop the boat sinking, if you stop, its almost impossible to catch up. On a trip, its like that with expenses. Stop shooting and they continue to pile up, but you have nothing to show for it, and no way to regain the loses. After a frantic few hours on the phone and internet I found a new place to move to, really nice and internet. Of course it still wasn’t ideal. Wrong side of the island and only available for 3 days, but it was a start.

So off we headed to the other side of the island, and unpacked, then off to Ibiza town to pick up the first real model - Molly (the girl on the poolside) - She had come in on the ferry from the mainland, and I’d hyped her in my head to be one of the highlights of the trip. At this point I really needed something to go right or I’d be going a wee bit Gordon Ramsey. The following morning, when we started shooting I finally got to smile for the first time in three days, she was great; Skinny and rude. She’ll be going up in the next available update. Because of the ferry times and all the buggering around we didn’t shoot wuite as much as I’d hoped, but its still way over 10 sets (I’m guessing here.)

Once she’d been packed of back on the boat, it was time to start the REAL Ibiza girls. If you’re new around here, you’ll probably wonder what a “real” Ibiza girl is. Simple, its a brand new girl, found on the island, shot on the island, usually never seen before elsewhere, and then often never seen again after the end of the season. In essence the holy grail of amateur porn. Real girls, looking great, seen once and then never seen again. Now, here in lies a problem. Ibiza is a small island and its gossipy. On the one hand it makes finding more girls relatively easy, on the other hand it means, too much content from Ibiza too early in the season becomes a bad thing - the girls get found out and its puts off others from having a go. Its like a very small village populated by nothing other than gossipy teenagers, they work together and play together, all day every day. So, for now, I’m going to just tease and show cryptic pics and reveal a few stats. Seven new girls. All total newbies to porn, pics to follow as I go through and output them to websize.

Week two was when things really got into gear. Jenna flew in from the UK. Clearly, from the pics you’ve seen already she’s set to be a star. Those boobs are real and 30E, but its the total package that really wins, I’ve never seen such a toned body AND such large boobs, rest assured we will be making the most of her! One thing that made shooting her so damn easy was that we had finally found a great location - Can Limon - A villa in an old lemon grove - Close to town, its own pool, aircon and just a great place. For the first time in ages, we had a week of plain sailing, the results of which you will start to see very shortly. So, as the saying goes, when fate gives you lemons, make porn. And lemonade.

It's the return of the skinny mini, as we say goodbye to curves and hello to taut abs. Zita is back flashing her rib cage and her teeny boobies. But we know some of you are partial to lithe young ladies with small breasts and we do aim to please as many as we can. She's darn attractive too, so we think she ticks many boxes. Her spreading ability is high, so she's winning on all fronts.

Simonscans is six years old today. A lot has changed on the site but a lot has also remained the same. We still try our damnedest to find as many new UK girls as we can, and then get them to be about as rude as a nice girl can be. We still don’t shoot boys and we still don’t think thats a bad thing. The internet is overrun with skanky “reality” porn sites; and we’re very proud not to be one. Thats not to say there isn’t plenty of reality on this site. If we bugger of to Prague to shoot thats where we say we’ve been, we won’t spoof you with daft claims that this weeks girl who speaks with a thick eastern european accent, looks about thirty and has been seen on a million other sites is in fact a teen sorority girl from Kansas or Salford (depending on your IP address!)

It’s about the girls, dummy. Who is Simon and does anyone really care? I doubt they do, so while I ramble on here every now and then I don’t expect you to take any of it that seriously and I certainly don’t expect to be treated as an “artist”. I get asked questions, usually about the girls and its just easier for a dyslexic/autistic/ADD type like me to reply in this direct first person style. I still have fun taking the pictures and love playing with new gear and gadgets, but none of it really matters. One light, a mid range compact camera, a couple of dildos, and maybe a quart or two of lube is really all thats required to do 99% of the shots on the site. I’m probably the worst offender for forgetting this, but I usually end up back on the well worn track after a short period fumbling around in the arty bushes. As ever, its about the girls.

Moving forward from here is probably more about better quality in all areas than any major changes. Better girls, better locations, a better site with more features. Change is good, but not great leaps, more smooth transitions from one style to another.