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Wynona Updated! Series 9

Tuesday, 4th November 2008

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Wynona looks fabulous in black and her smile is truly magnetic. It's like you are being seduced by a sweet innocent (not) young girl. We gave her a long and slender snake-like red dildo. She was truly delighted with the red toy and we are equally happy because she was enjoying it totally. So, there she was pleasuring herself totally forgetting that we were still with her in that room. Click Here

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Zita Updated! Series 8

Sunday, 6th May 2007
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It's the return of the skinny mini, as we say goodbye to curves and hello to taut abs. Zita is back flashing her rib cage and her teeny boobies. But we know some of you are partial to lithe young ladies with small breasts and we do aim to please as many as we can. She's darn attractive too, so we think she ticks many boxes. Her spreading ability is high, so she's winning on all fronts.

Simon

Simon is a girl!

Monday, 8th January 2007

I am not a girl. Its just not true, just cause I like pink convertible Beetles, Hello Kitty, The OC and… This is a real email, just in this morning.

Monday, January 8, 2007, 1:58:59 AM, you wrote:….

CM> Simon, something about the website says you are a woman – not a man.

You assume a real Simon even exists and its not just a marketing
construct.

CM> I’m curious why there aren’t any men in your scenes, as the website is most surely luring men.

Because men who aren’t gay don’t always want to see other men while
they look at naked women.

CM> And why are the girls so young?

They’re not. The range goes from 18 to 43, with the great bulk in
their twenties.

CM> Could it be they’re doing this for you for money?

Damn right.

CM> Women don’t need dildos to have orgasms, and goodness knows, hetero sex with a soulmate outweighs watching a movie every time.

But this is porn.

CM> Where is the equality of gender and equality of experience?

These are entirely non-gender specific photos of naked girls, you are
free to like them or not, whatever your sex.

CM> To me, these young British girls just seem to be pawns in your game.

They are models, no more no less. They choose to either do the job or
not and have no editorial input into the style of the shoot.

CM> I’d like some clarification.

When what you need is more medication.

CM> I’d also like to know what it costs to subscribe to your website. Thank you.

$29.90 per month.

CM> C.M. USA

KER-ching! reckon I made the sale, with all that smoooth sales talk?

Simon
 
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