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Thursday, 8th February 2007
big_fat_faker.jpgThis morning I received and email from a potential model with this pic attached. Nothing odd about that you’d think, and here’s the text of the email…

hiya,

just lookin at ure website and wondered if u could use me at all????? i use the name Chantelle. i’m 20, size 8 - 10, 36B 24 36. 5ft 8 ins tall, ive worked to continental and B/G . i’ve attached a couple of pice 4 u 2 look at if they r ok what shall i do next??? hope to hear from u soon

chantellexx

ps ive got sum continental * bg pics if u need to av a look????

It all looks very plausible to the untrained eye. Except as I do this for a living I’m pretty damn hot at spotting fakes, not least because we get loads. I have no idea why doing this kind of thing might seem funny but tickles some people, thats for sure. This one is pretty amateurish and has a couple of real give aways. Firstly, I’ve already shot her and therefore know she’s Czech, not brit and certainly not called Chantelle. Doh! Just as damning though is something a bit more subtle in “her” email. Size 8-10’s are not 36B ever. Size 8’s are rare as phuck anyway and are 30/32, size 10’s are most models and 32/34 and thats it, unless of course its a bloke in a bra.

Ok, next question, shes on the site but who is she? And no, I won’t shoot her again before anyone asks.
Apologies in advance to whoever really owns this shot, gimme a clue anyone, and I’ll seek permission and give them a credit.

Simon
 
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