Thats Alana, not Alanis! So no jokes about irony - like rain on your wedding day, or a fork, when all you need is a spoon. Alana, is I am sorry to say a ging-ger ming-ger, so all I can really say is sorry, sorry, sorry - won't happen again. :( oh, rats I'm being mean for no reason. Alana was a hoot, she had us in stitches all day, she'd had a loooooong shoot the day before and only got 3 hours sleep, but still managed to make us all feel very old and boring. Alana is currently rated
7.4 by the members
We’ve taken the art house thing a step TOO far this time. Alana decides that putting pen to paper is not good enough. She wants to self-draw and paint herself. She even does that thing where you shove a pen up *there* and then do a Picasso (not a sex position, but as in the artist). Ok, I am exaggerating. All she does is mess about with the external bits with some marking. A+ we graded it! She does this with her fluffy slippers on as well. Aw.
Who says red never looks good on redheads? They are wrong, Wrong, WRONG! Alana looks great here mucking about on a sofa with some toys. Weird underwear though. It is almost invisible apart from the black lines, making her look like she has just been marked for surgery!
Where did all the redheads go? One minute everyone is blonde or has blonde highlights, then they are all dark. We believe strongly that variety is the spice of life, so we say a warm hello to Alana. Great to see a bit of feisty spirit at Simonscans! And yes, she is a natural as you will see from these photos.
