Fern is one of those girls who doesn't turn up all that often. Rude, cute AND reliable! The sets run from standard huge toys through to DP with some regular ones with a smattering of video along the way. Normally I'm not a great fan of regional accents, but in Ferns case I'll make an exception - the North East has never sounded so good. Fern is currently rated
7.4 by the members
Fern gets down in the bathroom. She is literally a rather filthy lady becuase not a drop of soap passes between her fingers despite being in close proximity to all that cleanliness. She is far more interested in passing her pussy through her fingers instead. Surprise, surprise. Not only does she get her digits dirty, she also messes about with a huge dildo as well. How she fitted it inside her small pussy we’ll never know.
Fern is such a great girl to shoot. You can often tell how much we liked a model by the number of sets they’ve completed. Fern is on her 23rd set this time and they carry on getting better and better. For this shoot, she is wearing a pink cardigan and black knickers. Being an utter girl she just can’t resist grabbing a matching dildo, probing her pussy with a bright pink toy. It takes matching collars and cuffs to a whole new level!
She’s back, Back, BACK! with a new style as well. She’s Simon’s pick and always a joy to shoot. We thought we might have seen the last of her, so it was great to get a call saying she wanted to come back to us. This shoot does not disappoint. She gets hold of three dildos and goes at her pussy like the devil incarnate. It seems that nothing can satisfy her but we like watching her try though!
Sadly, and we can hear you weeping distraught tears, Fern leaves us with this last set. It’s a great exit for such a popular girl on Simonscans. A demure departure is not her style and it is no surprise that she wants to leave us with something to remind us why she is so special. She grabs two large toys and slides one up her pussy and one into her arse. Double bonanza. Let’s hope she doesn’t leave it too long before returning.
We think Fern is one of our favourite fresh faced but terribly filthy movie models. She just loves coming and touching herself. In this set she gets hold of a green vibrator and holds it over her clit and pussy. Slowly she covers every inch of her pussy until she slides it inside her. Her other hand moves up to her clit to add some tantalising pressure where she wants it. Soon she wants fucking badly and she fucks it hard, her hips bucking all over the place. The evidence of her earth-shattering orgasm is clear to see. You’d think that would be enough, but no. She goes again.
It is polka dot bikini time! Ok, it isn’t really. Just polka dot underwear. Anyway, Fern had hers on but she can’t stop putting her hands down her knickers and under her bra. Her fingers keep delving inside her wet pussy. One, then two fingers until she starts to play with a clear plug up her dripping fanny. You get to watch something special as she slides it up her arse and then rubs her rubs her pussy and squeezes her flaps between her fingers, sliding her fingers into her pussy. She then gets a bigger toy to fuck herself with.
Fern starts gently by using both hands to pull her pussy apart so that you can see everything you could possible want to. With six fingers inside there, we were wondering if we would see those hands again. We even worried that the furniture might get sucked into her vortex! As if we would ever worry about things like that! Fern was content lying on the floor and putting as many fingers inside her as she could. It was no surprise that she wanted to get serious with a toy. We had no idea she would be getting busy with two toys. And we don’t mean one in each hole. We mean two dildos in her fanny. Even we were slightly shocked. Soon the second one did get up her arse while she fucked her pussy hard. Don’t miss this.
And this is how you can tell the difference between pro and amateur. Have a look at Vanessa’s movies and then Fern’s. You can see that Fern is a lot more shy at removing her clothes but it doesn’t mean it is any less sexier. In fact it is more sexy knowing that Fern doesn’t really do this for many people and you are getting a special preview of what she has to offer. Surprisingly this is double hand play, spreading her pussy hole apart with both hands. Nice spreading action. And with six fingers in there, what the hell can you complain about? For those who want toy action, don’t worry. Fern gets out a pink toy and starts to slide it in. With her leg in the air and the veins on the dildo pulling her flaps, Simon gets some great footage. She is the kind of girl who likes hard, fast fucking rather than clit play and the dildo hits the right spot.
Fern is aces. We like her a lot. She looks good in this shoot wearing hot tangerine-coloured knickers. She’s relaxing on a tiny orange stool in a sterile bathroom. This makes her dark hair and underwear choice stand right out. Things get even more contrasting when she reveals her toy of choice – the purple double ender. Like something out of alien, she inches it insider her pussy, creating some great opportunities for classic Simon shots.
And it was all…..yellow. Well so sung someone slightly famous. Obviously Simon has been listening too much to middle of the road ballads as he has taken the lyrics to heart. Not only does Fern have a canary yellow bikini but she has a penchant for mellow yellow toys. In this shoot she grabs a ribbed dildo and gives her pussy a good seeing to.
Fern likes her fashion and she is looking good in her red sporty top and polka dotty shorts. She looks even better when they are undone and around her knees, showing off her spread pussy to the world (well, to us at least). You can’t miss this one because Simon captures an image that will leave you momentarily stunned. She pulls her pussy wide from behind and, blimey, it is a shot and a half.
This is truly a stunning set from Simon (and Fern of course!). Fern wields the weapon mass destruction in the kitchen. Her balance is amazing as she squats and sits right onto a blue dildo. The shots are crystal clear and very close, ensuring you don’t miss a thing. It’s a big, long and very hard toy but she handles it so well it could be a cocktail stick!
Holy krikey. Fern pulls no punches in this set with a double bubble set to make your jaw drop on the floor. If one large orange dildo wasn’t enough up her pussy, we were not sure what would satisfy her. It seems another one up her arse would do the trick. There’s a lot of different poses as she twists and turns then, trying to get them in as far as she can.
Sometimes there is no point trying to rebuild the road to Rome. We are a porn site and we shoot porn. There’s no getting around it and there’s no point trying to it. If we were doing anything else then there’d be no point subscribing would there? So here we have Fern in her basque and suspenders, showing off her pussy and spreading her lips really wide.
Has Fern been on holiday somewhere and sunbathed in a string? Her botty seems awfully red! Not that it detracts from the main aim of the shoot. Is there any limit to this girl’s capacity? She can sit right on the big one without barely moving a muscle in her face. Unbelievable. Some models can’t even be in the same room as this toy without wincing!
Fern is looking the wholesome cutie here wearing a red woolly cardie. It’s a perfect match for the red dildo she starts to play with, teasing her lips and gently sliding it deep inside her wet pussy. There’s some great shots of her holding the shaft of it as she sits right on top of it. Don’t miss them.
Fern is standing prettily in her underwear before stripping it off and grabbing the veiniest toy you can imagine. She slides each ridge down inside her pussy, deeper and deeper. There’s lots of photos of her with it hanging out from behind. She also bends it back so it presses right down on her g spot.
Oh how we’ve missed going to the movies, especially the Simonscans ones. This movie starts with a full on hand fucking from Fern. Oh my LORD you can’t miss it as she slides her fingers and her thumb into her pussy before proving that two hands in the bush is better than one. Just how many digits can she get in her twat? After all the fucking, there’s time for some gaping and stretching – as she says, she can feel her breakfast. Because she is so stretchy, it’s no surprise that she can fuck a huge, massive, black dildo is it? She slides it in, bends it around inside her and then starts fucking her pussy hard. Her lips are stretched to the max.
Fern’s got an usual pussy. Sorry to cut straight to the chase. It is almost like it gives you superman x-ray vision. You can see straight through it and into her lips. You’ve got to see her to see what we’re talking about. You get plenty of opportunity for a good look round. And a good look at what she can handle. She stretches both holes to the absolute max with over excited toy play.
Fern’s a cutie. She looks like what a brunette in the UK should look like. And then some. In fact she was such a hit with us we made her our pick. If you’ve been seeking some great fingerplay in our shoots then check this set out. Fern manages to get practically her whole hand up there. We almost had to tape down all the furniture in case they got sucked away in the action.
