Britney
Series 8
We think Britney has made her own dress, as it is knitted but not very well. It has holes all over it – a bit draughty, surely! Anyway, she perches on a chair and looks like she is waiting for a cup of tea. But she soon gets other things on her mind. She lifts up her dress and shows off her arse and her pussy to the camera. It comes off and then she is squatting on the chair naked – quite a party trick!
Series 7
Britney has raided her nan’s wardrobe and nicked a dress (not really). Here she is outside, relaxing and wearing a casual dress. She lets it hang off one shoulder so that her boob is exposed. It falls to her waist and then she hitches it up. She has got the posing thing going on while she is sitting on some rustic steps. If you want to see her spreading a bit, then check it out for some pussy gaping.
Series 6
Britney returns for a set on the stairs. She is astride the steps as she wears a tshirt and knickers. The clothes come off and soon she is on her stairway to heaven – oh allow us a pun or two! She has a bit of a spread but wants something a little more girthy, so she grabs hold of a dildo for some fucking action.
Series 5
Britney is messing about in the car. She is at the wheel and dangerous in the driving seat. She has little on and the little she had on, didn’t stay on for long. We admit that when she put one leg over the gear stick and the other up on the door, we feared the steering wheel was going to be swallowed and never to return!
Series 4
We get Britney outside for some fresh air fun. Sadly we couldn’t convince her to emulate her namesake and get a shaver and shed her hair. She is rather keen on her locks. But she was happy to parade around n public with no clothes on. Well she had a pair of transparent platforms on her feet but that's it. She gives us some good spreading shots in this set, so check them out.
Series 3
Britters is back for a bit of an indoor shoot. She has a purple floaty number on and it’s one of ours – not Simon’s, we hasten to add – and a few have worn it. The thing about Britney is her arse. It is very, erm, how do we say it, pronounced. Either she is a fan of midnight coco or we are a monkey’s uncle. She certainly likes her toys and in this set she has a good go with a blue one.
Series 2
Britney is here once again and she looks totally hot in those sensual looking nighties. This brunette has a nice calm looking face and she's got eyes that look at you seductively. If you stare at her thin nighties – especially around the bosom – you'd notice that her enormous tits are peeping right through at you. Yeah, it's not polite to look at a woman's breasts, but Britney would be very upset if you don't appreciate her bouncy large racks. She even spread her legs as far as she can for you to marvel at her pink moist pussy.
Series 1
Our Britney is less controversial and is not constantly in trouble with the law (well, not that we know of). She also hasn’t shaved off her hair recently. Ok well she has, just not on her head. Because she is new, you know what to do. Everyone has to give Britney one of our special Simonscans welcomes. She was a little shy, as many models are, because it is a big deal to take your clothes off and get rude. Britney did well and has a fab body. We hope to see more of it.