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Issue One!

Ok, so its taken a while to get the newsletter, here after known as the "Weekly Journal" off the ground! But then is it any surprise considering the amount of real work I have to do? You know - actual shoots of actual naked girls! And to prove the point, heres a random stat for you: On Simonscans.com now are over 300,000 images, and I shot every one. Why does this matter? Well, maybe it doesn't, but then maybe you like your porn nicely lit AND rude as hell? Over the last years I've taken a very simple view on what I think matters to you the surfer. Great porn of real girls. Simon

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Estelle, very slim and very rude.

Its been a good year so far finding new models, and Estelle is one of them. She's one of the most genuinely rude girls we've had for a long time, with a very, errr, "accomodating" attitude to some huge toys. Thus far we've shot 9 sets of stills (though not all are online yet) with plans to shoot some video very soon - though, strangely, despite being a total exhibitonist, she finds the prospect of video quite daunting.

What was also rather fun was she wears glasses AND was happy to wear them in a shoot - lots of girls do wear them, but very very few will wear them for the shoot!

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Fern, new model, entirely exclusive to Simonscans.com

No doubt about it, Fern is the find of the year. Not only the most lovely smile, she simply loves shooting and seems to be totally tireless. We've shot her at least once a week for the last month and she still turns up on time and all perky, to have a good root through the toy box to find something new to have a go with. This weeks update includes a rather good double penetration set with red dildos. Fern said up until the shoot she'd never even tried anal, let alone DP. Decide for youself if she liked it or not.

PS, blimey, I nearly forgot - theres a new video up of her - and it has the distinction of being the first on the site in 16:9 format. Roll on HDV!...

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The Best of Budapest

Just after Christmas, after having slightly longer off than I could really afford to so I had no choice but to jump a flight to Budapest. I have to admit I don't totally enjoy shooting abroad for lots of reasons. Firstly, I'm tough on gear, so its usually only three days before something vital has packed up, but mostly because - and this is being more honest than most photographers will admit - how the hell do you flirt with a girl who speaks no english? So anyway, I need not have worried. Though 50% of the girls spoke no english at all, even they were fun to shoot. If you have two people intent on taking some good pics and having a fun time, you find a way using hand signals if you have to!

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The Tour Updated

The old sample movie on the tour lasted - well, who knows, but years, for sure. So it was time for an update. its a small compilation of some of the better shoots from recent times, though by no means all. When we'd done the rough cut there was over 20 mins, so loads had to go! we were right to worry, its proved to be the most downloaded file in the non-members area, EVER!

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