Issue six
Well it's non-stop at ivory towers for the Simonscans team. I got back from Hungary, started to think about heading out to Ibiza, when I'm suddenly off to Prague. It's not as glamorous as it sounds, so don't start getting all green-eyed. It is endless crappy airports, heavy equipment (heh!) and searching for models while trying not to lose your rag about accommodation, or lack of. But our fleeting visit was worth it. I met Wally (yes, strange name), Audrey and Flower, who were all fantastic. Flower, in particular, was a real find. So keep a look out for their appearances in the updates and don't miss them!
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Primrose
Spring has come at last and we are supposed to be heading towards summer. To mark the end of the DIRE UK winter, we found you a Primrose. Just like her namesake she is a sunny, happy girl and our shoots reflect her warm personality. Her debut for us does look a bit like a dreamy chocolate advert (like our new fresh style?), but we expect things to rudely progress from her rather shy start.
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Don't triffle with Pheobe
Our girls come from many walks of life but nothing could prepare us for Phoebe's other job. In her other life her hands get messy and she pummels soft stuff with a stern look on her face. Nope, she's not a sadistic Russian masseuse, she's works in a cake factory and has designed trifles! We think that's pretty different. In this shoot she swaps a wooden spoon for a clear dildo which she pushes so deep inside herself, we were biting our knuckles.
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Isabella
Isabella was never going to be a shy wallflower doing arty shots. We knew this on the first shoot when she said she was hungry and popped into the fridge for a snack. What we didn't realise is she meant her body was starving and before we could say "PORKPIE" she had speared herself on a cold cucumber, leaving us all a bit open-mouthed. She returns to show us more of her outrageous antics with a nice bit of anal finger play. It's not something we see on a regular basis and makes a welcome change. Don't worry, we will try everything to get her back for movies! Watch this space.
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Fern returns
Fern is back, Back, BACK!! As soon as she calls us, we literally beam with pleasure. Mainly because we know she will turn up at the shoot as promised (with no excuses, such as my dog ate my homework) and, even more importantly, she will be rude. If you haven't met Fern's acquaintance before then this set is a good starting point, you get all the basque and suspenders you could wish for and a five-star guided tour of her interior works. We like her and we know from her rating score that you do too. If spreading is too tame for you, check out her other shoots for extreme toy stretching action.
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Dive, dive, dive!
Last year Jamie was a real find in Ibiza. She was up for a laugh and exuded the entire White Isle experience in one smile and a flash of her boobs and bits where the sun doesn't shine. It's not about topping up your tan, it can be a tiring toil. But as long as we find another Jamie on our next trip then we'll all be happy. Plus the photos will be as good as in this set, when our underwater camera captured Jamie getting friendly with a plastic flipper. Oh, and for the geeks out there, these were shoot on a $250 dollar happy snappy digital camera, in a cheapo housing...
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