Archive for April, 2004

Normally I use the diary to tell you about whats been going or who’s just been shot, but this time I’m going to ask you for help – LOCATIONS – Finding girls is relatively easy, finding good locations isn’t. In fact its bloody hard. You can’t just ring up the council and ask them to shut the local swimming pool for two hours while we shoot a load of porn, even dead classy porn. (Maybe worthy non gender specific with disabled access and carbon neutral porn would be OK – certainly not Simonscans style filth!) Not that I want mansions or pools or islands with helipads – though I wouldn’t say no if thats what you have! What I’d like is anything real – real house, real places of work – offices, factories, workshops, even a decent field or some woodland, ANYTHING, just email me and when a girl turns up in the right area we’ll whizz over, she’ll drop her kecks, snap, snap and we’ll be on our way again. Both me and the models are house trained (to a degree) and hardly ever break anything or go out of our way to annoy the neighbours! Hell, we’ll even pay a fee. Email me at simon@simonscans.com

As you can see, I’ve been busy again, this time back in Manchester – Out of six shoots booked only one failed to show up. The dog ate her homework, she’d had a heart attack, she thought it was next week, not this week – or some other feeble bollocks excuse for a blatant double booking.

Moving on, and being positive, 5 shoots out of 6 is great, especially when they’re all new girls. Starting top left is Stacey, doing the whole Pretty Woman, brunnette dyed blonde thing. Next is Lois – You’d need to BE superman to keep this one under control, she’s big and bonkers :) Marianne has some cool piercings and is pretty damn good at gaping. Elise Was requested on the messageboard, so here she is with her salt and pepper pots. Blondey in the sunnies hasn’t yet been shot (in fact I did those shots on my phone – hence the low fi pics) but will be in the next batch of northern shoots.

And to top it off, the sun shone, so all in all, It’s not always “Grim Up North”

Today, mostly I has been looking at… Tess’s pink bits… And there’s sooo many to look at – pink T-shirt, pink pants, more pink pants, pink dress, pink hair ties and lastly those pink bits as well. yummy. bad news though – she don’t like boys, well, she does a bit. She’s bi. She has straight days, she has gay days. Mostly right now its gay days, so we’re all just gonna have to GET OVER IT and move on. Plenty more where she came from, and anyway we’re WAY to good for her!! right guys?… Hello, hello, where did everybody go?..

Looking on the bright side, the site has another new feature – Custom zip files as well as the full set zips. Now, if you are on a slodem miles away from anywhere and have to be selective about what you download you can do just that – select which images on a page of thumbs you wish to add to your zip file. One file or upto ninety six, the choice is yours.

Only one shoot today – Sara – I could now claim, based on the pic of her striding down the street, that I just stopped her right then and there and offfered her a bunch of cash and she said, “Hell yes, I’d love to do porn with you for $500″ But you know that would be total bullshit – It just doesn’t happen that way in real life. The girls who do porn are no different to the girls YOU know for real, there’s no secret formula to meeting that rare breed of nympho girl who exists everywhere in porn, but strangely, not down your street. Finding girls ISN’T just about cruising around in a pickup and shouting at the fit ones as you drive by, it’s usually its a frustrating grind of answering paranoid text messages from wary girls who simply will not pick up if you ring them or meeting up with loads of no hopers who you’re 90% certain will pike out long before the shoot, just to find one or two girls who’ll do – if you squint your eyes and the light is low!

I thought I’d lost these shots but it seems xD cards are made of strong stuff – Despite a trip through the laundry the card made it out the other side readable. In fact they are only about 2 weeks old from the last trip up north.

Tragically, I completley forgot to shoot Annalise in her corrective footware – Judging by that shoe she must have one leg about 8 inches shorter than the other. Surely no one would buy TWO shoes like THAT without some kind of medical reason?

Why the skirt lifting shot? Well, she claimed to never wear pants ever so I just had to check. And dammit if she wasn’t telling the truth. (more…)