…if you open them indoors. Normally, this would be the case, but us photographers have a get out clause that means its not; we use them in our work. As you can plainly see here, bad luck was not top of my mind today in the least! In case its not apparent from the pics, I’m back in Prague home of 99% of the worlds glamazon women. A glamzon being a very tall, very hot, large breasted kinda of thing. Â
It’s Friday, but its not five o’clock and its certainly not Crackerack. (Crackerjack was a crap 70’s kids show, in case that makes no sense!) More later, we’re on set two with at least 4 more to do before midnight.
I think this week counts as a rampage in terms of really hot new models. Three so far and I still have one more shoot later today. This latest girl is Isabelle, she has very long legs, very large boobs, and can even be made to smile – but only occasionally. Shes an ex fashion model whos come over to the dark side and now does PORN, so she still sees the whole smiley thing as a bit odd. Models just don’t do that kind of thing where she comes from. It’s all about the pout, Daaah-lings.
This morning I received and email from a potential model with this pic attached. Nothing odd about that you’d think, and here’s the text of the email…hiya,
just lookin at ure website and wondered if u could use me at all????? i use the name Chantelle. i’m 20, size 8 – 10, 36B 24 36. 5ft 8 ins tall, ive worked to continental and B/G . i’ve attached a couple of pice 4 u 2 look at if they r ok what shall i do next??? hope to hear from u soon
chantellexx
ps ive got sum continental * bg pics if u need to av a look????
It all looks very plausible to the untrained eye. Except as I do this for a living I’m pretty damn hot at spotting fakes, not least because we get loads. I have no idea why doing this kind of thing might seem funny but tickles some people, thats for sure. This one is pretty amateurish and has a couple of real give aways. Firstly, I’ve already shot her and therefore know she’s Czech, not brit and certainly not called Chantelle. Doh! Just as damning though is something a bit more subtle in “her†email. Size 8-10’s are not 36B ever. Size 8’s are rare as phuck anyway and are 30/32, size 10’s are most models and 32/34 and thats it, unless of course its a bloke in a bra.
Ok, next question, shes on the site but who is she? And no, I won’t shoot her again before anyone asks.
Apologies in advance to whoever really owns this shot, gimme a clue anyone, and I’ll seek permission and give them a credit.
Nice to finally meet another sushi addict, even though her chop stick skills are a little lacking – She’s using just one, and like a giant cocktail stick!
