I’ve had a number of emails from the members’ area this week asking whether i’ll shoot requests. So I thought i’d just post up to say that if there is something you’d like to see in a photoset or movie then feel free to email with suggestions :) If I like the idea I’ll shoot it as with a movie I’m just through shooting. That’s a screen grab from it above.
I also shot a photoset today but samples from that later. I’m sleepy after my bath and have had a generally busy day. We actually had SUNSHINE in London today. Shock horror! I went wandering with a book and picked up my favourite order from Starbucks. A grande cappuccino and a cupcake. Cupcakes are the ultimate cakes to accompany coffee drinking in my opinion. Mmm… cupcakes. I also finally managed to pick up Pan’s Labyrinth from the shops today. I’ve been meaning to pick it up to watch for ages and finally saw it in a shop window which reminded me that I wanted to buy it! I was planning to watch it this evening but I’m editing Katie’s other movie so I’ll probably carry on with this till it’s done and i’ll watch the movie in the morning… so no ruin the plot comments until after I’ve watched it please ;) I haven’t looked forward to a movie like this in a while. I’ve had a few people recommend it to me now. I always enjoy movies infinitely more when I have no idea what the plot’s about. Every movie that I see because I’m all “hyped up†about it is a disappointment so I like to watch things with no expectations and be pleasently suprised. That plan usually works out for me anyway. Archive for July, 2007
Any Special Requests?
Sunday, July 29th, 2007
I’ve had a number of emails from the members’ area this week asking whether i’ll shoot requests. So I thought i’d just post up to say that if there is something you’d like to see in a photoset or movie then feel free to email with suggestions :) If I like the idea I’ll shoot it as with a movie I’m just through shooting. That’s a screen grab from it above.
I also shot a photoset today but samples from that later. I’m sleepy after my bath and have had a generally busy day. We actually had SUNSHINE in London today. Shock horror! I went wandering with a book and picked up my favourite order from Starbucks. A grande cappuccino and a cupcake. Cupcakes are the ultimate cakes to accompany coffee drinking in my opinion. Mmm… cupcakes. I also finally managed to pick up Pan’s Labyrinth from the shops today. I’ve been meaning to pick it up to watch for ages and finally saw it in a shop window which reminded me that I wanted to buy it! I was planning to watch it this evening but I’m editing Katie’s other movie so I’ll probably carry on with this till it’s done and i’ll watch the movie in the morning… so no ruin the plot comments until after I’ve watched it please ;) I haven’t looked forward to a movie like this in a while. I’ve had a few people recommend it to me now. I always enjoy movies infinitely more when I have no idea what the plot’s about. Every movie that I see because I’m all “hyped up†about it is a disappointment so I like to watch things with no expectations and be pleasently suprised. That plan usually works out for me anyway. Lights, camera… err what next?
Saturday, July 21st, 2007
It’s another rainy day here in the middle of summer in London. One second it’s hot and sunny and I’m outside reading and sunbathing on my balcony. The very next second the sky is black and there’s thunder and heavy rain. Joy. It started raining so I thought that I’d head inside and make a movie. The truth be told I’m crap at video… you’ll see what I mean in the next movie. I mean making a movie is fun but the technical side I suck at! I always feel like I manage to mess something up! This time I seem to start off looking somewhat orange before returning to my normal, non oompa-loompa shade for no reason whatsoever. You’ll see what I mean when the movie goes live tomorrow. Maybe I should do a course or something… a how not to mess up shooting a porno movie of yourself when you’re halfway near an orgasm course! Or perhaps I should quit my bitching and moaning and prescribe to the much more preferable school of thought that Practice Makes Perfect! :> MoanMoan, GrumbleGrumble!
Thursday, July 12th, 2007

Well yet another router died on me a couple of days ago. Joy. The wi-fi still worked but my main real PC doesn’t connect via wi-fi so I’ve been on a short PC hiatus. So that’s the third router that’s died in a year. I’m not quite sure how I manage to kill them… one of them only lasted 10 seconds! I was sort of loathed to go and buy yet another one for at least another £50. I took myself to Tesco today and bought the cheapest one I could find and so far so good… maybe this one will last a bit longer. I’m usually not too good at blogging here but my neighbour is taking his once a week bass guitar lesson and it’s making my ears bleed. He’s a total beginner and so far I’ve endured about 30 mins of the same riff. That Deep Purple, Smoke on the Water one over and over! I don’t mind at all… normally I’m spoiled as his weekly guitar playing is the *only* thing I hear from my neighbours… or the road. My flat’s a general oasis of quiet! I do hope that works both ways! I dread to think of making them overhear one of the movie shoots for my site! Eek… maybe I’m the neighbour from hell?!
I thought I’d attatch the tractor pics as a teaser because I can; they’re from another set from the farm that I went camping on. Just because. :)
Your vote counts…
Thursday, July 12th, 2007One of the most popular, and in fact, most complained about features of Simonscans is the voting system. And just like Tony Blair and the EU, as we didn’t like the result we were getting, we’ve changed the system.The main preoblem was that once a model got a large number of votes it really didn’t matter what the subsequent votes were – it couldn’t change her rating, so we’ve adjusted the system so that number of votes is still stored, but now the rating she gets is more fluid. You’ll find now that when you vote, things actually change in the direction you voted for, and noticably so, again most unlike all things Blairish.
Another problem, and the one that triggered the tweaks in the first place was vote rigging. Under the old system, someone took the time to attempt to rig the voting with crazy numbers of multiple votes, we think we have now made this much more difficult. (It would be fatal to ever say impossible as that would just encourage the fraudsters!) But, you now have to be much more careful with your vote, as you only get one per day, per model.
The voting system really does provide us with useful feedback – its sometimes hard for us here, working in porn day after day to have any perspective of what you the members really like, unlike a lot of other sites we shoot quite a range of levels and different types of girls. So does a really hot girl who’s sets are a bit soft count for as much as a not so hot girl who can smuggle large root vegetables, two at a time? Some days we just don’t know any more, so your feedback helps us work it out. Brutal as it may seem, and the aspect that upsets some members, high rated girls come back, low rated ones don’t.
Stacey Updated! Series 9
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007You might think we luxury-it-up on these jaunts outside our UK confines. Well, be envious no longer. Here we are deep in camping territory and we don't mean we've decided to shoot gay porn. We headed into the fields armed with canvas and poles. How much fun can you have in a tent? Not much, unless you are shooting porn with good looking women Maybe there is cause to be envious. Click Here






