Reviews
Honest Porn Reviews
In a tightly-packed market for this type of high-class erotica, Simonscans still manages to stand out thanks to its wonderful array of outstanding talent.
Marry this to Simon's admirable commitment to this site with his excellent photography and machine gun-like update rate, and there really is no excuse for you not to subscribe to this site. And the scary thing is that it's getting better too. Brilliant.
Porn Adept
Simon Scans is an awesome site, no need to think twice when considering to join it. Really big collection of hot babes, both fresh and unknown or pro models is to be expected inside of the members area. Accompanied with a good video section, their picture area will take you a long time to browse through and once you are done with it, you can start again as the updates are quite big and frequent (5 times a week). Gold medal without a doubt.
Monica's Reviews
I am overwhelmed by the incredible quality and amount of content to be found at Simonscans.com. This site is a dream come true. The girls are extremely beautiful next-door amateurs and the photography is top notch. Navigation and viewing capabilities are fabulous and the number and quality of updates is stunning. I think this site is simply perfect in every way! Good job Simon!
Rabbits Reviews
Simon has done a hell of a job with Simon Scans – this site is virtually flawless and Simon really knows how to treat his members with respect. As a jaded reviewer, I don't normally masturbate to anything I review and yet I actually found myself taking a break from writing this site evaluation to jerk off to some of the photos on Simon Scans that I was particularly enamored with – that's pretty much the highest compliment I could ever pay a pay site.
Planet Climax
Simon's Scans is a truly incredible site that focuses on the beauty of the models. It's definitely not your typical porn site, taking a completely different approach than most of the sites out there. These lovely women masturbate with both toys and fingers, and the photography is simply incredible. If you're looking for a porn experience like never before, you'll find it here. Between the variety of women and the real orgasms, I found myself getting wet at every last turn. This site is definitely worth every penny
Porn Reports
The site tour is very complete and gives you a good sense of the type of material on offer as well as the basics of layout and navigation. And that's as much as we can say. This isn't just a top rated site, but one of the best and most original adult sites on the Internet period.
The Best Porn
Everything on Simon Scans was photographed by Simon Scans for Simon Scans. Some of the girls are completely exclusive to Simon Scans, as well, but others you will be able to find on other sites. They go to great lengths to select only the models that will be a right fit for THIS site. The girls have to be willing to have a real orgasm on camera, no fakers here. Many of the models you know from other sites actually had their start here on Simon Scans, so you're really getting an original look at their start in porn.
Hottie DB
If you want to see real girls with hot British accents doing very naughty things, SimonScans com is probably THE best site on the internet. This guy is good, his photography is top-notch, and his collection of naughty hotties is incredible. Don't miss this one! Cheers!
Girl Fur
In case you can't tell, I highly recommend Simonscans to ANYONE interested in naked women getting off. Whether you like big breasted hotties, girls with hairy pussies, sexy blonde minxes with shaved pussies, exotic bronze skinned beauties with gorgeous eyes, or just want to see a babe having a great time with her gigantic toy, you're going to love this site. There is so much here to explore that I can't possibly go into it all, so get your ass over to Simonscans and have a look. You can thank me later.
Sex Herald
Even without boy/girl intercourse escapades and limited lady-to-lady labial linguistics, the ladies of SimonScans.com are more than capable of holding and keeping your attention. With all-natural beauty splashed throughout this presentation and no filler for you to waddle through, you should have no gripes with Simon, his scans, or his models' cans.
BRD Teengal
SimonScans is easily one of the best amateur sites out there. It was designed with the surfer in mind and it shows. Everything is just so right... I love this site! In an online world where everybody copies one another, Simon does things differently, and we should thank him for that. SimonScans is like a breath of fresh air...
Porn Inspector
In the porn world of augmented breasts, hair extensions, fake nails, and orangey spray-on tans, Scans stands out for its devotion to natural bodies. Although there are a few, finding a set of breast implants is like finding a needle in a haystack. And while some of the models are shaved, many of them still have lots of hair on their pussies - a rarity in porn. The girls inside this site are everyday beauties - shopgirls, students, the girl you'd flirt with in a pub.
The model directory is divided into categories - pro models, amateurs, first-timers, students, MILF's, and girls from Ibiza. The girls are a rainbow coalition of statuesque blondes, pixiesh brunettes, and spritely redheads. Each model's personal page contains her age, measurements, and a few words about her written by Simon. Simon's observations about the models are often funny like his comment about Jenny, "Jenny has freckles and is a redhead...but I shot her anyway! HAHAHAHA. For once I was glad a model shaved - ginger minge - yuk!".
Simon includes the good, the bad, and sometimes even the ugly. In some of the photo sets, the girls make intentionally funny faces. Most photographers would throw these out, but oddly enough, they make it into this site. While it's surely entertaining, it creates a strange juxtaposition between photos that are posed very sexily and others that are just....strange. However, the girls always look like they are having a blast.
All HD Reviews
The first thing I thought when I logged in was: omg I've reached the pinnacle of vagina heaven. Let's begin with the absolutely fantastic photography that is Simon's Scans. Some of these shots are just awesome works of art on their own, nevermind the beautiful horny girl with her wet pussy and sextoy. The images, without a doubt, feature some of best production out there. More than a handful of times, I find myself saying aloud, "Goddamn this girl's pussy is fucking perfect". And you will too.
Persian Kitty
For fans of beautiful models with natural beauty and gorgeous bodies Simon Scans has a lot to offer. Not only is the site absolutely massive with nearly a decade's worth of daily updates, the quality is superb. Part of the quality is thanks to great media formats like super high-res pictures and HDV movies, but they wouldn't be nearly as effective if the content itself wasn't shot with such precision, professionalism and attention to detail. Simon Scans is a great site that is open, honest and offers a very big return on investment.
HQ Porn Spots
Simon Scans really impressed us. This site is bursting at the seams with some of the best looking British chicks we have ever seen, all shot 100% exclusively for this site. All of the action here is solo and girl-girl, but that doesn't stop them from getting very kinky and hardcore. Simon delivers all you might ever want, in both picture and video format. We really enjoyed this website and we are sure you will too.
Adult Reviews
Simon has done a hell of a job with Simon Scans - this site is virtually flawless and Simon really knows how to treat his members with respect. As a jaded reviewer, I don't normally masturbate to anything I review and yet I actually found myself taking a break from writing this site evaluation to jerk off to some of the photos on Simon Scans that I was particularly enamored with - that's pretty much the highest compliment I could ever pay a pay site. If we were playing a game of Simon Says, I'd say, "Simon says join this site!" And then I'd say, "Touch your nose" and if you touched your nose, I would kill you.
Porn Users
To sum it up, this is a fantastic site. It hits its' niche bang on and all in glorious Hi-Res quality. Check it out today, you won't regret it for a second.
Tylers Porn Reviews
You know, Simon Scans is a rare treat for the all-girl-loving audience out there. The babes are smoking hot, and there's a new one popping up all the time. They do some very naughty things to themselves and each other, and just when you think you've found the best-looking girl of the bunch, the next one on the list blows your mind. I'm trying to find something bad to say about the site, but I can't find anything.
Porn living
I have been wondering about that "scans" word. Now are they trying to make you think that they are sitting at home with old photos and actually scanning them, I don't know it's most likely a stupid thing to worry about when you are about to review an asskicking site.
